Jacked it in - he did yeah
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Think heās still a man utd ambassador. Himself and Louis Saha and a few others on junkets every few weeks with all the reps from the various hundred sponsors.
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Not the worst way to make a living
He still has his communion money
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That one will be the ruination of him. Posing for fucking instagram shots and he a stone cold legend. Whoās he need to be showing off to
Yes, Denis jacked it in alright 
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OK guys, RTE fucked him off. better?
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Easy mate. Denis Irwin is a legend and @Little_Lord_Fauntleroy is more ham than a galtee factory.
Thereās actually a funny story behind it but youād want your head examined to believe him about anything other than climate change.
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I know all about Denis bud, my mam once held an umbrella over his head as he signed a football for me @ a Dublin summer camp thing. I can confirm he was nothing but a sound man to a youngfella.
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I hear the Dutch canāt stand Denis Irwin.
10 million dutch people cant be wrong
A man like you shouldnāt be siding with the Dutch. 
Their unending support for Rangers football club?
Remarkable similarity to the circumstances of @Little_Lord_Fauntleroyās meeting with Irwin but a different outcome! Himself and @Funtime dropped down to malahide fc on the outskirts of Portmarnock to watch the Ireland team train. At the end thereās always a heap of kids looking for autographs. Our heroes engaged in a bit of jackassery overenthusiastically demanding autographs from the players. As the players moved off the tomfoolery continued, with TSG pretending to run after them in superfan mode. Funtime left the foot in and tripped him which got a laugh from the assembled crowd and some players, of which Irwin was one. Out for pints that evening, obviously TSG was the butt of most of the jokes. āHow many autographs did you get?ā Etc. Funtime kept it up, ājeez did you see Irwin laughing at you? He was really enjoying it. Taking the piss out of you likeā¦ Heās some fucking cuntā¦ā.
By the end of the night the die had been cast.
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He presses the corporate flesh at OT every home game anyway.
Heās apparently still brilliant at 5 a side.
He seemed decent to me. I nearly got him to come playing hurling.
āOk so, where do ye train?ā
āHough Endā
āYouāre fucking kidding meā
Cc @ChairmanDan @Plastic_Paddy
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Himself, Bryan Robson and the great Norman Whiteside all do a bit of wining and dining at Old Trafford on Matchday.
And Frank Stapleton, who really is the epitome of a gent.
A scabby cunt
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Would Whiteside and the lads still drink in The Griffin or whats the story?
No, not in any way. A lovely man.