Lovely. He’ll finally get to reap what he sowed.
Watch him go full gymnast now and contort himself to back basically the exact same deal May couldn’t get passed.
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Boris has this idiot hopping like a sausage in a frying pan
He’s living rent free in his head
He doesn’t care. All he’s ever wanted is this. Forever he will be, Boris Johnson, former Prime Minister of Great Britain. He’s taken the role at a time when things are at their lowest. He can simply say he was on a hiding to nothing and did the bit of service he could.
But its his now. His precious.
Be the hokey … It’s just mental really when you think about it … Boris at no.10 — That’s the UK done.
Boris, Boris, Boris!!!
He says his three priorities – deliver, unite and defeat – form the acronym Dud. But that is to leave out the final plan: “energise”. So his acronym is DUDE.
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Journalists eh?
The tans have mistaken politics for a farcical reality TV series full of geeks and freaks. They’ve voted for entertainment.
What he needs to do now is send government over here as ni secretary, with his kick the Pope songs and loyalist wall hangings.
The stars are aligning for Jezza now.
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He might get a bit put out if one of them is the Star of David.
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Nail on the head. He’s in the books now, everything else is secondary but if he managed to reverse Brexit he could be a hero.
David Cameron plays ping pong with Obama.
Sterling nearly @ 93p a euro. Time for booze run up North
Recession on the way.
Popbitch say that the fight between Boris and the girlfriend that led to the cops being called to her apartment started because Boris shagged some other chick in a famous restaurant that evening.
Sorry if I’m not being very exact here.
Popbitch 
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Fucking great newsletter
I’m off to the south east of England in the morning. I’ll be giving live on the ground reports on tfk. Live and exclusive.
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