[quote=“Flano”]This is fooking serious! I’ll take care of the three mongoheads on a different thread at a different thread.
“So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,
They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!”
More lies. They dont even have Um Bongo in the Congo.[/quote]
Will you be writing a strongly worded letter?
Can you still get Um Bongo in Ireland? I’ve never had it. Is it a Mi Wadi Style dilutable or it is a pre mixed juice?
WITJ is an alright sort[/quote]
I think your right NCC. I’d like to appologise to you WITJ not because I was wrong, but out of fear of what a man with such a sharp sense of wit as to come up with “fuck wit” as a come back could do to my self esteem in a long drawn out argument.
Also he lists Craggy Island as his location which is so brilliantly funny, clever and original as to leave me thinking he may be some sort of comic genius. 
[quote=“Julio Geordio”]I think your right NCC. I’d like to appologise to you WITJ not because I was wrong, but out of fear of what a man with such a sharp sense of wit as to come up with “fuck wit” as a come back could do to my self esteem in a long drawn out argument.
Also he lists Craggy Island as his location which is so brilliantly funny, clever and original as to leave me thinking he may be some sort of comic genius. :D[/quote]
would you ever fuck off you sad gimp.
Flanos Ma usually dilutes the Um Bonga for him but she forgot to this morning and also forgot to lock it away, the fooker is loaded to the gills and hyper as fuck.
After a bit of research 
I have discovered that ASDA & Waitrose stock it so looks like a trip up North would be needed. I wouldnt touch the stuff myself. They drink it in the Congo? Eh eh. Lying coonts.
I like the cut of julio’s gib so far here. Does he know pukey I wonder?
[quote=“Flano”]This is fooking serious! I’ll take care of the three mongoheads on a different thread at a different thread.
“So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,
They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!”
More lies. They dont even have Um Bongo in the Congo.[/quote]
Flano appologies to you and your yes men for hijacking your thread.
The lack of Um Bongo in the Congo is indeed frightening.
This could go down as scoop of the year well played flano
he is very up to speed for a newby
[quote=“Julio Geordio”]Flano appologies to you and your yes men for hijacking your thread.
The lack of Um Bongo in the Congo is indeed frightening.
This could go down as scoop of the year well played flano[/quote]
Julio - location: UL
Should you not be studying for your exams
Julio is no newbie. He has sorted Flano out here on a couple of occassions in the past. He gave him a hell of a beating a few months back.
I agree. Something isnt quite right. I think he has something to do with the whole Um Bongo conspiracy. To many coincidences, I post this and then he conveniently arrives on to deflect away from the lies.
Thinly veiled Julio = owner of um bongo.
[quote=“WhiskeyInTheJar”]Julio - location: UL
Should you not be studying for your exams[/quote]
Indeed I should, but anything as a distraction.
Don’t know Pukey although I’m sure I’d find him without too much hardwork. Won’t bother though because unlike other forum members didn’t really come on here to find love
[quote=“Julio Geordio”]Indeed I should, but anything as a distraction.
Don’t know Pukey although I’m sure I’d find him without too much hardwork. Won’t bother though because unlike other forum members didn’t really come on here to find love[/quote]
Cracking stuff from Julio. He’s the kinda guy we need to take on the lies peddling Um Bongo corporation.
I resent the implication that I’m somehow involved in leeching of Um Bongo from the native Congons just so flano can quench his thirst:eek:
could he be pukey?
Here in lies the crux of the issue. The native Congons have, nor ever had any Um Bongo.
Yeah. They’ve never had it and worse still it’s claimed it was invented in the Congo.
Jog on.