Um Bongo. They drink it in the Congo?

Lying coonts.

Contrary to the wildly popular 90s advert, the “sunny, funny one they call Um Bongo” remains unavailable. The fruits may grow there, but one crucial ingredient - namely clean drinking water - is unavailable to most Congolese. Despite living on the banks of the world’s second largest river, which discharges 41,800 cubic metres of water every second, over half of the 62 million people living in the DRC have no access to a single glass of drinkable water.

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thread of the year

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It’s scandalous stuff. :stuck_out_tongue:

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Guy Love

NCC you remind me of JD from scrubs going around worshiping Flano (Turk)

IM not sure about you Julio…

Great to have you back on board Julio.

WITJ has taken the mantle of resident half wit so you can just ignore him.

[quote=“The Runt”]
WITJ has taken the mantle of resident half wit so you can just ignore him.[/quote]

thats not nice runty

who is this mong fucktard?

well fooking said NCC

<= is not sure what sort Julio is…

Ah here, we’re getting away from the point of this thread and the illusion the makers of Um Bongo tried to portray. Its shocking stuff. I for one was always under the impression the they drank Um Bongo in the Congo and that it was made by a hippo who took an apricot, a guava and a mango then stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango and his mate the rhino said, “I know, we’ll call it Um Bongo”

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I sorry NCC I didn’t mean to out you I thought it was commonly known that you are flano’s bitch.
The instant replies to any message flano posts with a smiley face or a wink.:smiley:
Your fooling no one anyone can see the school girl crush. I can see sitting at your desk writing NCC LUVS FLANO 4EVA XXX dreaming of the days when you can follow him around and agree with everything he says in person:rolleyes:

[quote=“Julio Geordio”]I sorry NCC I didn’t mean to out you I thought it was commonly known that you are flano’s bitch.
The instant replies to any message flano posts with a smiley face or a wink.:smiley:
Your fooling no one anyone can see the school girl crush. I can see sitting at your desk writing NCC LUVS FLANO 4EVA XXX dreaming of the days when you can follow him around and agree with everything he says in person:rolleyes:[/quote]

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[quote=“Julio Geordio”]I sorry NCC I didn’t mean to out you I thought it was commonly known that you are flano’s bitch.
The instant replies to any message flano posts with a smiley face or a wink.:smiley:
Your fooling no one anyone can see the school girl crush. I can see sitting at your desk writing NCC LUVS FLANO 4EVA XXX dreaming of the days when you can follow him around and agree with everything he says in person:rolleyes:[/quote]

fuck wit

You’ve thought about this in a lot of depth flano. Is this the moment your inner child has truly been strangled?

[quote=“Julio Geordio”]I sorry NCC I didn’t mean to out you I thought it was commonly known that you are flano’s bitch.
The instant replies to any message flano posts with a smiley face or a wink.:smiley:
Your fooling no one anyone can see the school girl crush. I can see sitting at your desk writing NCC LUVS FLANO 4EVA XXX dreaming of the days when you can follow him around and agree with everything he says in person:rolleyes:[/quote]

hard to argue with any of this.

sort out these deviants Julio.

thats the boy.

:smiley:

WITJ is an alright sort

This is fooking serious! I’ll take care of the three mongoheads on a different thread at a different thread.

“So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,
They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!”

More lies. They dont even have Um Bongo in the Congo.