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McGinley is a ridiculous co-commentator

Tim was black burned.

[QUOTE=“HBV*, post: 1120318, member: 234”]Id like to see McIlroy win this. Yes, that makes me a hun cunt or whatever ye funny men make it. Ha ha.
Would love to see harrington make cut and then have a decent weekend, have an awful gra for the man I wish him the best.
Lowry seems to be struggling but reality is he will never play at that level with consistency while carrying that weight. Its great for him to be there tho and fair play.
My last wish is for that rotten unsporting cunt woods finishes today at 10 over and walks off tomorrow after a few holes having developed that mysterious limp of his. Prick.[/QUOTE]

It doesn’t make you a hun cunt, mate. But it reflects horribly on your character that you want this odious orange bastard to be successful. The type of person who wants McIlroy to do well usually ticks the following boxes:

  • enjoys making small talk with work colleagues (especially at the water cooler);
  • has no respect or admiration for the actions of The Irish Citizen Army in 1916;
  • always watches “the rugby” but has never played it;
  • “follows” United or Liverpool;
  • logs onto Balls.ie and Joe.ie every morning when they get into work;
  • is looking forward to Conor McGregor’s next fight;
  • has never been in the IRA.

[QUOTE=“Bandage, post: 1120361, member: 9”]It doesn’t make you a hun cunt, mate. But it reflects horribly on your character that you want this odious orange bastard to be successful. The type of person who wants McIlroy to do well usually ticks the following boxes:

  • enjoys making small talk with work colleagues (especially at the water cooler);
  • has no respect or admiration for the actions of The Irish Citizen Army in 1916;
  • always watches “the rugby” but has never played it;
  • “follows” United or Liverpool;
  • logs onto Balls.ie and Joe.ie every morning when they get into work;
  • is looking forward to Conor McGregor’s next fight;
  • has never been in the IRA.[/QUOTE]

Do offices generally still have water coolers? Or does it just refer to any generic area for refreshments in the work place?

I’m going to get up at 6.40am so I’ll sign my card now, chaps.

Goodnight all. I’m off to bed and hoping for a good lie. LOL.

:smiley:

#golf

Hon Jason Day

I never know when people say “Hon” if they’re serious, or are one step ahead of me and are being post-ironic. I’ll assume the latter.

In any event, get in the fucking hole!

Tiger Tim has a Villa.
Tiger Woods has a villa.

Tiger Tim is a Villain.
Tiger Woods has been painted by the media as a villain.

Tiger Woods used to like putting his black dick in the hole.
Tiger Tim used to like putting a black dick* in the hole.

*Emmanuel Adebayor.

:eek:

Post reported for racism.

[QUOTE=“Bandage, post: 1120361, member: 9”]It doesn’t make you a hun cunt, mate. But it reflects horribly on your character that you want this odious orange bastard to be successful. The type of person who wants McIlroy to do well usually ticks the following boxes:

  • enjoys making small talk with work colleagues (especially at the water cooler);
  • has no respect or admiration for the actions of The Irish Citizen Army in 1916;
  • always watches “the rugby” but has never played it;
  • “follows” United or Liverpool;
  • logs onto Balls.ie and Joe.ie every morning when they get into work;
  • is looking forward to Conor McGregor’s next fight;
  • has never been in the IRA.[/QUOTE]

Agreed apart from the Liverpool part. Some of our finest Fenians are Liverpool fans ie. @ChocolateMice[/USER] , [USER=179]@artfoley[/USER] , [USER=193]@balbec[/USER] , [USER=48]@thedancingbaby[/USER] , [USER=80]@The Selfish Giant[/USER] [USER=1786]@TreatyStones . Please reconsider your statement

[QUOTE=“Bandage, post: 1120361, member: 9”] But it reflects horribly on your character
.[/QUOTE]
Pretty much every post HBV makes reflects horribly on his character, to be fair.

:eek: :smiley:

[QUOTE=“Bandage, post: 1120361, member: 9”]It doesn’t make you a hun cunt, mate. But it reflects horribly on your character that you want this odious orange bastard to be successful. The type of person who wants McIlroy to do well usually ticks the following boxes:

  • enjoys making small talk with work colleagues (especially at the water cooler);
  • has no respect or admiration for the actions of The Irish Citizen Army in 1916;
  • always watches “the rugby” but has never played it;
  • “follows” United or Liverpool;
  • logs onto Balls.ie and Joe.ie every morning when they get into work;
  • is looking forward to Conor McGregor’s next fight;
  • has never been in the IRA.[/QUOTE]
    Fuck me thats a clamping.
    Would you have any advice for Shane Lowry re losing the bulk bandage, did it effect your balance or rythem when you shed your puppy fat that time in your 30s.
    Interested in your thoughts on this one.

Character? Dont get me started you fucking layabout.

Tiger 4-0 Rory

Start away, dickhead. I’ve a little over an hour till the offie opens.

2 hours actually.

This country.

[QUOTE=“HBV*, post: 1120464, member: 234”]Fuck me thats a clamping.
Would you have any advice for Shane Lowry re losing the bulk bandage, did it effect your balance or rythem when you shed your puppy fat that time in your 30s.
Interested in your thoughts on this one.[/QUOTE]

It’s an interesting* one, pal. I’m not fully blind in one eye like that gimp @Fitzy but my right eye injury ended my stellar hurling career so I’ve always favoured my left side a bit. Then I badly damaged my right hip around the time my weight was decreasing so I’m not sure if that’s worsened my balance but I’m not very steady doing simple one legged squats and what not.

Deceased darts commentator Sid Waddell always attributed a mini-career slump by Phil Taylor some years back to losing too much weight too quickly and thus losing his equilibrium on the oche.

*really, it is.