US Masters Golf from Augusta National Golf Club

With the weight taken off him now he might go out there and walk all over the cunts

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You can never tell with the chap. That’s the wonder of him. He should have been walking all over them for the last 15 years.

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Like Dublin footballers and Limerick hurlers, the opposition could be beaten before he even takes the field

He could go the other way too, be happy enough he’s slayed his demons and start taking it handy

The LIV nerds supporting Bryson on twitter have completely lost their heads this morning and it’s quite magical.

Has the other Bryson, Jamie, commented at all on the win for the “wee country”?

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“half the time were soppy stern, and half at one another’s throats” seems to sum up the enforced bonhomie of the place. It is a brilliant golf competition, but it is a circle jerk of the very highest order.
I’d reckon being a total wanker is a prerequisite of being a dogsbody at Augusta.

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He has fulfilled his potential now I suppose, he could take to the drink

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Like an All Ireland winning minor.

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I’d say that is true of most golf clubs.

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Probably true.

Can’t see that happening. He comes across as a fella that thinks in terms of his legacy

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Like a lot of nordie sportspeople!

Is Lowry Rory’s mascot or just “Team Rors”?

Are they mutually exclusive?