US Masters Golf from Augusta National Golf Club

McIlroy fairly fooking it up now. will drop shots here, and could be dropping 2 depending on where this wayward shot has gone.

Ah this is great. McIlroy’s getting a mid-round guilttrip over being a turncoat cunt and shooting everything far left.

Great to see that cunt Poulter lose another major

Come on ta fook Rory. Needs to calm himself a bit

Saw the replay there and he nearly went down on his knees hitting it. The follow up shots have taken him around the course.

Poults loves the old Twitter machine

Alliss giving up on Rory now

Fantastic.

McIlroy has given up playing golf and is now playing pinball

This is fantastic stuff. Darron Gibson must be loving this. McIlroy will be in the water off the 12th tee too.

Can’t see Team GB even considering such a bottler

Fuck me thats some shot from Tiger

McIlroy couldn’t face having to wear a green jacket if he won.

Missed the putt. Take that you cheatin cunt!

Woods should have sank that. It’s wide open. Cabrera all the way!

How does Rory like those apples?

'Mon Rory ta fuck! Great shot!

He eats dog drops a shot. It’s tight at the top now. Tiger running out of holes

:smiley: :lol: Too easy

Cabrera is a joy to watch. If all golfers were like him the game would be far more interesting.

Ooh unlucky Rory.