Gobshite Of The Year might be a good half way house.
Tucker Of The Year.
A word i rarely hear used in the north, post divorces at least. Funnily enough Iām banned from the coty threads. Maybe theres a connection
Thereās a particular venom attached to the c word that is absent from gobshite.
I thought you won it in perpetuity mate?
Now was that called for?
Thats why we used it at the time.

Tucker Of The Year.
Cosgrave of the year. We can keep the COTY then.
Carlson Of The Year.
Completely agree. I absolutely detest the c word.
Gobshite though infers a certain harmlessness. There does need to be a bit of a cut to the annual award. Dickhead, arsehole, wanker or some such.
Darcy of the year.
Just kidding mate. Sure I used to vote for Flano religiously every month.
Gerry of the year.
You drove him out of here you divil.
Holohan of the year seems perfectā¦nicknamed the tony awards for anyone too mannerly to use the H word
Scumbag of the year
President Trump getting a great reception from the citizens of Doonbeg.
GomadƔn of the year
Trump found not guilty of sexual assault but guilty of battery and defamation. ā¬5 million awarded
Ivanka?