A thread to log some useful phrases and snippets of information to help out Elvis Brandenberg Kremmen tomorrow
‘This will be a difficult game for our brave Munster men. Toulouse are the aristocrats of European Rugby and never feared anyone’
“No thanks Eddie, I think I’ll just walk home.”
“No thanks Conor, I don’t want a sandwich”
Shout out “Paul O’Connell doesn’t do press ups - he pushes the ground down”, and listen to all the simpletons around you guffaw with laughter.
Then take your freshly loaded revolver, place it in your mouth, and blow your head off.
[QUOTE=“Sidney, post: 926634, member: 183”]Shout out “Paul O’Connell doesn’t do press ups - he pushes the ground down”, and listen to all the simpletons around you guffaw with laughter.
Then take your freshly loaded revolver, place it in your mouth, and blow your head off.[/QUOTE]
Bringing a firearm seems a bit extreme.
I will however be packing a 36" Shanahan down the trouser leg should it be required to quieten some cunt.
‘Currow has really produced some great Munster rugby players, I have a feeling JJ might be the best of the lot though’
“Stand up and fight”
“There really is a special bond between the Munster players and supporters”
Punch some new born baby if it dares to make some noise while some cunt is taking a kick at goal.
Say something about underpants, “Paulie” O’Connell and Peter O’Mahony.
Say “Donners” is the funniest man since Bill Hicks.
When they win say, in ear shot of loads of others, “they really fronted up today”
[QUOTE=“Sidney, post: 926634, member: 183”]Shout out “Paul O’Connell doesn’t do press ups - he pushes the ground down”, and listen to all the simpletons around you guffaw with laughter.
Then take your freshly loaded revolver, place it in your mouth, and blow your head off.[/QUOTE]
should elvis mention the miracle match?
Every game is a miracle in itself at the shrine, at the cathedral that is Thomond Park, pal.
Are the streets of Listowel, Knocknagoshel, Dingle and Ballybunion awash with excitement ahead of JJ Hanrahan and the lads tomorrow @kerry1891 ?
great thread… great days internetting in fact.
[QUOTE=“dodgy-keeper, post: 926736, member: 1552”]Every game is a miracle in itself at the shrine, at the cathedral that is Thomond Park, pal.
Are the streets of Listowel, Knocknagoshel, Dingle and Ballybunion awash with excitement ahead of JJ Hanrahan and the lads tomorrow @kerry1891 ?[/QUOTE]
Arise Knochnagoshel and take your place among the nations of the earth. I am sure that banner will be aloft in Thomond at the weekend
Enjoy yourself.