Nice nail varnish.
That should work wonders also…
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just got an email from interflora saying that they have run out of flowers and wont be able to deliver the flowers to herself as booked.
im dead when i get home from the office
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Ive just seen the video of the supposed paul in question. He’s a dick!
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Aldi
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Bought in Dunnes last night… They were on display for when Mrs Kyle got up this morning… This rolling the dice craic for over priced flowers through these large flower cartels is a mugs game.
There’s also loads of evidence to support the fact that 9/11 was carried out by international florist cartels at a time when flowers sales were at their lowest in generations. You simply can’t fund these terrorists.
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If this is a trial run for your lie then your fucked…come up with a better lie
Just tell her to get over it and stop being so precious.
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Valentine’s Day is some cod in fairness 
Buying flowers is a mugs game. Buy something he/she/they can use or get enjoyment out of for more than a week
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He just needs to reach for his inner misogynist
Hitachi wand is the gift that keeps giving
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