Wayne & Coleen Rooney

I enjoyed this cultural reference from the solicitor that went completely over vardys head

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That is fucking outstanding

Love this

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This chap would be a great addition to the forum.

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Colleen showing up in Zara dress and Vardy in Prada. Sheā€™s outplayed her all the way here.

Vardy sitting behind Colleen in seats she wasnā€™t supposed to sit in to get photographed on back of Colleenā€™s greater fame will probably be the only thing that actually embarrasses her

Mrs Vardy right to be wary of Davy Jones. A blue nosed scouser who spent a good chunk of his playing career at Everton. No prizes for guessing whoā€™s side Davy will be on in this case.

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Mrs Vardy and another Dave Jones have something else in common. Name blackened without evidence.

Sheā€™s the one bringing the case. Completely her own fault

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ok, predictions time

  • vardy win with costs
  • vardy win without costs
  • rooney win

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Iā€™d imagine Rooney lawyers made a hands down/Ā£1 offer so at very least Vardy will not get her costs

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How does that work? Not sure I follow the logic.

that seemed to be what was coming out of the court this morning. surprised that they didnt go with an open offer of a grand just for funsies

A settlement offer that is made on basis each side pays their own fees and action is dropped. If refused it can then be used in court in relation to claiming costs. It would mean Vardy even if she wins is on the hook for her own costs and possibly some of Rooneys

Vardy ainā€™t rich enough to just drop 2m on legal fees. Heā€™s going to be a long time retired but maybe itā€™s cheaper than a divorce.

She really is just burning his money and exposing herself to ridicule. Itā€™s fascinating to watch

She strikes me as either someone who has been spectacularly badly advised here or has ignored the advice sheā€™s been given.

The latter I suspect.

Sheā€™d have been told what would happen - her private messages being read in open court etc (the ones not lost on the phones :pensive: ) etc etc.

She needs a less expensive hobby.

its a sort of cognitive dissonance, i think.

shes prepped so hard to win the case that she probably believes that she deserves to win it and has also convinced herself that rooney defamed her by telling the truth. she prob also thinks that because she disposed of most of the evidence that shes on a banker, a very dangerous assumption to make in a balance of probabilities case

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Sheā€™s guaranteed herself an appearance on Iā€™m a Celebrity or similar