Wayne & Coleen Rooney

It won’t suit @Arthur’s narrative otherwise

What’s the score?

That’s why I put it in inverted commas. It’s not my narrative. I’m saying I can almost guarantee you that will be the angle that will be taken by some.

Do you have any relations from Ireland?

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If Ireland was a person, it’d get done for stalking.

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We’re a nation of observers.

Approaching any and all random overseas "celebs"looking for praise, with the hands down the front of the o neills tracksuit pants.

AndrĂ© is getting some doing, aside from having a pecker dick, he’s slobbery and lasts 5 minutes

5 minutes is fair going in fairness.

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On top of miss piggy it probably is

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Maybe he got a good look and it took him 5 minutes to escape.

It wouldnt stand up in a court of law

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Looks like it wouldn’t stand up anyway Art

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Simpsons Thats The Joke GIF

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The fumes from Glanbia are finally getting to him

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:smiley:

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By God!

There’s a movie in this yet. Maybe even a four part TV series.

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the winds of WAG