Weird Emails

Just received an email thanking me for signing up my son for Basketball tryouts.

I also received one a while back with my business card for my tiling business.

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I occasionally get mails from Jobs.ie thanking me for applying for jobs such as a carpenter in Glasnevin.

I did not apply for the job and I’d be a terrible carpenter

I didn’t send my son to basketball tryouts, it must have been his mother.

Parents,

Below is your son’s assigned tryout #. Please write this number on the back of a WHITE t-shirt and have them wear to both tryout sessions. This is how your son will be identified by the coaches and evaluators during tryouts. We ask that a parent do this for your son so that it is big and legible enough for the coaches & evaluators to be able to see their number while they are working out.

TRYOUT # Grade First Name Last Name
1 7 Kenny Baker
2 7 Fulvio Jr Andressini
3 7 Eli Broering
4 7 Connor Bareswilt
5 7 Caleb Helmes
6 7 Michael Kremer
7 7 Aidan Lee
8 7 Corey Lutman
9 7 Trevor Magness
10 7 Joe Peters
11 7 Joe Scheible
12 7 Brandon Schapker
13 7 Jackson Ruth
14 7 Blake Schwartz

Thanks,

Jackson Ruth is actually great grandson of Babe Ruth.

Identity theft

I get emails which should be going to a distant relation in the US but I get them because his Gmail address is very similar to mine. It’s probably something like that.

Wish Fulvio Jr luck tonight guys.

Proud Dad Alert.

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I’m bizarrely on the email circulation list for a ladies soccer team in Montreal.
I haven’t stopped them because I like reading the French.
Ps it’s the coaches’ one, so strictly about matches, training etc.

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Got this from a yank telling me I can start the work. Politely replied saying definitely not me. He said sorry for the inconvenience, then sent it to me again two minutes later.

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Would you not just start work and stop being such a prick

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If I had any cop on I’d tell him the union are acting up but if he sends me three grand I can make that all go away

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I got an email from some lad called Ray Ban, trying to sell me sunglasses…

Fulvio Jr made it.

:ronnyroar:

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There’s a perfectly straightforward explanation here, possibly. Anyone?

Outstanding

You must be very proud.

Now, email the coach back and call him a dick.

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Thank you for signing your son up to play basketball at St. Jude this season. Basketball season is right around the corner so we’d like to offer up some time for the 3rd and 4th graders to get in the gym before the season starts.

On Sunday 10/18, 3rd grade will have an open gym in the New Gym from 5:30pm - 6:30pm and 4th grade will have an open gym in the Old Gym from 5:30pm - 6:30pm. Tryouts for our 5th through 8th grade teams are going on this day, so please do not arrive any earlier than 5 minutes before the start of the open gym. Each kid should bring their own ball (these age groups use 28.5" balls) and water bottle.

As far as the season goes, teams will be sent out late October/early November. As 3rd and 4th grade are not stacked teams, we try to even out the teams as best as we can so that all of our teams are competitive. Practices for this level will not begin until the week of 11/9 at the earliest. Practice times will be communicated to you by your coach once teams are set.

Please feel free to reach out with any questions.

Thanks,

Scott

You’re going to have to share your ball and water bottle with fluvio jnr. I thank the joke’s on you pal.