Weird News Stories

[myboyblue]

[quote=“Gman”]A mother in the US has told how a car crash injury sparked a rare condition which left her sexually aroused 24 hours a day.

Joleen Baughman, 39, from New Mexico, told the Mirror newspaper her life became hell after a car accident two years ago damaged a nerve in her pelvis.

The nerve, which regulates arousal, was permanently switched in a condition known as Restless Genital Syndrome or Persistent Sexual Arousal.

The disorder is extremely rare, with less than 30 documented cases in women worldwide.

Ms Baughman told the Mirror simple activities such as bending over, walking across a room, vacuuming and sitting on a bus were enough to trigger her arousal.

“It’s unbearable … just my clothes rubbing gets me so aroused that I can hardly think straight,” the newspaper quoted her as saying.

“It’s very embarrassing and it’s impossible to concentrate.”

Ms Baughman, who has to take sleeping pills in order to sleep at night, said her only relief came when she lay down very still in a spot where there were no vibrations.

According to Dutch neuropsychiatrist Marcel Waldinger, who examined the condition in 18 women, the disorder is not caused by sexual or psychological problems and is almost always unwanted.[/quote]

That is a very disturbing story to come upon.

[Juhniallio]

Non-Football Story Of The Day
‘Two Germans needed hospital treatment after they fought a pitched battle in a supermarket with salamis used as clubs and a chunk of Parmesan cheese brandished like a dagger. The fight took place in the western city of Aachen when a 74-year-old man and a 35-year-old woman both laid claim to a shopping trolley on Saturday. As the pensioner wrestled the cart from the hands of his rival, her 24-year-old brother stepped forward and floored him with a punch. Together with their 53-year-old mother, the brother and sister then took the trolley into the supermarket. But the OAP came round and followed them to the cheese counter. He clubbed the younger man with a salami as his mother tried to fend him off with a sharp 4lbs piece of Parmesan. The pensioner then pushed the woman down on to a glass countertop on which she cracked her head. Police arrived to break up the melee. Two of those involved were treated in hospital for minor injuries. The trolley was undamaged. A police spokesman said a sudden rush of shoppers on the last-but-one Saturday before Christmas had depleted the supermarket’s trolley reserves and “raised tensions” between the would-be customers’ - The Daily Telegraph.

Imagine being the 24 year old who not only punched a 74 year old but was then whacked by the 73 year old with a large stick of meat.

Quality stuff for his mates to live off for years…

[LetterkennyMan]

Women drivers…

"A Japanese woman has been arrested after driving for four miles with the body of an 80-year-old pensioner lodged in her car windscreen.

Michiko Sato struck the elderly woman in the early hours of Sunday morning, but continued the drive to her home north of Tokyo.

Police called at the 23-year-old’s home to find the body still sticking out of the car’s shattered windscreen.

It was only when Sato’s boyfriend reported the incident to the police that she was arrested.

“The suspect said she was so shocked that she didn’t know what to do,” a police spokesperson said.

The catering school student was charged with causing a traffic accident resulting in death and leaving the scene of an accident.

If convicted, Sato faces up to 17 years in prison or a fine of up to 13,500."

[The_Runt]

[quote=“Jugs”]Women drivers…

"A Japanese woman has been arrested after driving for four miles with the body of an 80-year-old pensioner lodged in her car windscreen.

Michiko Sato struck the elderly woman in the early hours of Sunday morning, but continued the drive to her home north of Tokyo.

Police called at the 23-year-old’s home to find the body still sticking out of the car’s shattered windscreen.

It was only when Sato’s boyfriend reported the incident to the police that she was arrested.

“The suspect said she was so shocked that she didn’t know what to do,” a police spokesperson said.

The catering school student was charged with causing a traffic accident resulting in death and leaving the scene of an accident.

If convicted, Sato faces up to 17 years in prison or a fine of up to 13,500."[/QUOTE]

She didn’t really leave the scene of the accident. She just brought it home with her.

[Fran]

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[myboyblue]

Casper the commuting cat killed by hit-and-run driverBus driver and passengers pay tribute to Casper the cat who would board Plymouth bus and ride around city
guardian.co.uk, Monday 18 January 2010 10.49 GMT
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The tale of Casper the commuting cat, who would politely queue with bus passengers before contentedly riding around Plymouth, made headlines and raised smiles around the world.

Sadly the cat’s love affair with the open road has proved his downfall after he was killed by a hit-and-run driver, it emerged today.

A notice appeared at the cat’s usual bus stop saying: "Many local people knew Casper, who loved everyone. He also enjoyed the bus journeys. Sadly a motorist hit him … and did not stop.

“Casper died from his injuries. He will be greatly missed … he was a much-loved pet who had so much character. Thank you to all those who befriended him.”

Casper’s life on the buses came to international attention last year. It turned out that for four years he had been riding the no 3 bus, passing the Devon city’s historic dockyard and naval base, en route.

He tended to curl up on a seat or sometimes purr around fellow passengers’ legs, all the way to the final stop, stay on and make the return journey. Drivers got used to letting him off at the correct stop.

His owner, Sue Finden, said she had never understood what he was doing until a bus driver let her into the secret of Casper’s travelling.

“I couldn’t believe it at first, but it explains a lot. He loves people and we have a bus stop right outside our house so that must be how he got started – just following everyone on,” she said at the time.

Postings on the website of Casper’s local newspaper, the Herald, proved just what a popular character he was.

“Hail to Casper the cat, I’ll miss ya m8 ride in heaven,” wrote Chris the bus driver. “RIP Casper, you will be missed,” said another reader.

There were, inevitably, a few sick jokes, while Mick from Plymouth said he would not have let any cat of his run across roads and jump on buses.

And Eternal Optimist questioned whether the paper should be troubling itself with Casper’s story: “I am so glad that I live in such a peaceful and crime-free city as Plymouth where so little happens that a dead cat is considered newsworthy.”

However, Mel of Plymouth summed up the feeling of most: “RIP Casper, you were one cool cat! Reading about your travels put a smile on my face.”

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Freeloading Cat Gets What Was Coming To Him

[Gman]

Woman kills lover by sitting on him

A US woman weighing 136kg has admitted to killing her much smaller boyfriend by sitting on him.

Mia Landingham pleaded guilty to involuntary manslaughter in the death of Mikal Middleston-Bey, who weighs just 54.4kg, FOX8 News reports.

Landingham was sentenced to three years probation and 100 hours community service. She was immediately released from jail.

Police said the couple, who share three children together, were arguing last August when Landingham sat on Middleston-Bey.

Middleston-Bey died of asphyxiation .

The pair had a long history of domestic abuse, according to Landingham’s lawyer.

Landingham said she was sorry for squashing her boyfriend.

“I just want to say that I am sincerely sorry about this situation… I wish I could take it back.”

Middleston-Bey’s family were angered by the sentence.

"So basically you can say that I can go sit on somebody and get probation?" a family member said.

“I feel there wasn’t no justice.”

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Will I Become Zoo-Exclusive?

One night my original Duke surprised me with his oral attentions when I was getting out of the bathtub. It was delicious… and one thing led to another. Although I never had actual intercourse with Duke as a young girl I explored all sorts of exciting intimacy with Him and eventually even shared him with my best friend. I was very free and open with him and loved burying my face in the soft fur of his neck and wrapping my little girl legs around him in gloriously abandoned affectionate hugs, etc. I also loved touching him down there and watching him grow, come… and even kissing his amazing present when he brought it out of hiding. It was really so fascinating and exciting… but came to an abrupt end when my parents discovered what was going on. I know I am not alone in this kind of … love. I’ve visited with other women on line who have various different kinds of sexual contact with their live-in “companions.” I’ve often fantasized about going all the way with my current Duke, and have considered pursuing contacts with others who claim to have done so with their own attentive, male “companions” … but still haven’t gotten up the courage to go that far. Also… I wonder, once I do (I’m pretty sure I will some day) if I run the risk of becoming zoo-exclusive (so addicted to the thrill and intimacy that I no longer wish to pursue “normal relations” with men). I’ve known a number of women on line for whom this is true.

[myboyblue]

Where the fuck did you find that?

[fistoffury]

@Watch The Break

Will I Become Zoo-Exclusive?

Ban this freak

[fistoffury]

this is worse than grannygate

[Watch_The_Break]

@myboyblue

Where the fuck did you find that?

I came across it in a blog. It’s from a sex discussion site or something called Dodson & Ross. Some lady wrote in ([B]link[/B]) for advice on whether she should pursue an exclusive sexual relationship with her Golden Retriever, and heartwarming tales of how she used to suck off dogs in her younger days.

The response is even creepier.

[Piles_Hussain]

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(This ten characters thing is a stones)

[myboyblue]

Rip has been doing some some ducking and dodging.

Actor Rip Torn Arrested After Breaking into Bank with a Gun

CEO of Bank Suggests Rip Torn Might Be in Need of an Intervention

Actor Rip Torn was arrested Friday night after breaking into a bank in Salisbury, Connecticut. Police responding to the scene found the Emmy-winning actor intoxicated, inside on the floor with a loaded revolver. They reported, according to TMZ, that nothing had been taken or destroyed, except for the window Torn had smashed out to gain entrance into the Litchfield Bancorp building. The acclaimed actor was arrested without incident. Since Rip Torn was in possession of a gun, he was later charged with carrying a pistol without a permit, carrying a firearm while intoxicated, first-degree burglary, first-degree criminal trespass and third-degree criminal mischief.

According to the Register Citizen, Torn, whose acting career spans five decades, is scheduled to appear in court Monday. No doubt he’ll wish to have one of those memory eraser thingies (used in “Men In Black”) when he gets there. In fact, if the 78-year-old actor had access to such a device, he might want to use it on himself to erase all the alcohol-related incidents in his life – or at least the memories of them. He could start with just the more recent episodes.

In December 2008, Rip Torn was arrested and charged with illegal operation of a motor vehicle while under the influence and failure to drive in the proper lane. In that encounter, Torn reportedly told the arresting officer that he, too, was a cop and that the police officer was under arrest as well. At one point, Torn attempted to walk away, and that is when the police officer said he handcuffed the actor.

In addition to the Connecticut charge, Rip Torn was arrested on drunken driving charges twice in New York – in 2007 and 2004. He was acquitted by jury in the 2004 case, but in 2007, he pleaded guilty to the lesser charge of driving while impaired.

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Italian teen stabs father in PlayStation row

Mon Jan 25, 2010 12:23pm EST

ROME (Reuters) - An Italian man who argued with his son over Sony PlayStation tactics was recovering in hospital on Monday after the teenager stabbed him in the neck with a 15-inch kitchen knife, police and hospital officials said.

The man, identified as Fabrizio R., suffered a deep cut to the throat after his 16-year-old son, Mario, attacked him during an argument on Sunday over the soccer video game FIFA 2009.

Police said the argument broke out when the 46-year-old storekeeper offered his son advice on tactics to improve his play, and then turned the television off in response to his son’s behavior.

Fetching a knife from the kitchen, Mario stabbed his father in the neck before returning to clean the weapon at the kitchen sink in front of his mother and leaving it to dry on the draining-board. Forty-six year-old housewife Monica B,. told Italian daily Il Corriere della Sera that she had no idea what had happened until her husband stumbled into the room, clutching his throat.

“I saw Mario come back into the room, he seemed calm, he went to the sink and I noticed him washing a knife,” Monica told the newspaper. “Then my husband came into the room with a hand round his neck, dripping blood.”

The teenager shut himself in his bedroom after the attack and made no attempt to resist arrest, police said.

The game had been given to Mario a few days earlier, as a birthday present.

“Mario is obsessed. He’s forever playing on his PlayStation, and we bought him FIFA 2009 because we didn’t want him playing violent games,” his mother told Il Corriere.

[Pikeman]

Wouldn’t happen with Pro Evo

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@Pikeman

Wouldn’t happen with Pro Evo

Scoring the same goal fifty times in a row might make you want to stab someone alright. At least he washed up.

[Piles_Hussain]

@Watch The Break

Italian teen stabs father in PlayStation row"Mario is obsessed. He’s forever playing on his PlayStation, and we bought him FIFA 2009 because we didn’t want him playing violent games," his mother told Il Corriere.

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