Weird News Stories

Segway Owner Dies

Jimi Heselden, the owner of the Segway company (Dean Kamen was the Segway inventor), died on Sunday after a freak accident which resulted in him driving one of his famous scooters off a cliff and into the River Wharfe. He was 62.

Reports state that Segway’s Jimi Heselden was on his way to inspect the grounds of his estate on Sunday morning, when the accident took place close to the estate near Boston Spa, West Yorks. Police officials reached the scene, but Heselden was pronounced dead.

In a statement, Jimi Heselden’s company said:
“It is with great sadness that we have to confirm that Jimi Heselden OBE, has died in a tragic accident near his home in West Yorkshire. Our thoughts go out to his family and many friends, who have asked for privacy at this time.”

Segway Inc. company was bought over by Heselden in 2009 and manufactures the two-wheeled self-balancing Segway PT vehicle.

I meant to post this today actually. Just picture the bloke going over the edge of a cliff on one of them.

Mouse In Loaf

Flano and Bandage beware. Being modern and chic won’t save you from this.

Strike threatened after Blackpool bus drivers suspended for being ‘too fat’

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There is nothing about that post that makes sense.

GardaĂ­ are investigating an incident in which an animal, believed to be a kangaroo, was released onto the dance floor of a hotel in Dublin on Saturday night.

The incident took place during a 30th birthday party at the Clarion Hotel in Liffey Valley in Dublin.

Video footage shows a man picking up and swinging the animal while the theme tune to ‘Skippy the Bush Kangaroo’ is played in the background.

Hotel management and the Dublin Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals have said they are horrified by the incident.

GardaĂ­ say they are investigating reports that the animal later died.

General Manager of the hotel, Garret Marrinan, said that they became aware of the incident when the manager on duty noticed a commotion on the dance floor.

When he went to investigate he saw what he believed was a large dog and instructed security to remove it.

By the time security arrived the animal and the box it was in had disappeared.

He said the hotel did not know it was a kangaroo until they were contacted by gardaĂ­ yesterday.

The hotel has passed on CCTV footage of the incident to help gardaĂ­ with their investigation.

Just saw that on the news and was about to post it!

One of the most bizarre things I have ever heard.

The lovely Sharon reported that ‘Gardai are investigating claims of torture of what is believed to be a kangaroo in a Dublin nightclub over the weekend.’

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa??

Reports indicate the kangaroo didnt make it. Murder on the dance floor???

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They got it pissed I believe. One too many sambucas.

Id say the party was hopping after it!

The kangaroo footage is available on You Tube, I believe. I think it’s cruel so don’t plan to look at it myself. Some reports now that little Skippy overdosed too as well as being pissed.

Your man looks like he’s trying to ride the kangaroo…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RdBad8y9mM

So. A man pretended to have sex with a drunk or drugged kangaroo on a nightclub dance floor, and the kangaroo died as a result of its ordeal.

Where can I find this man so I can smash a glass bottle over his head for fun?

Some old boy admitted killing his wife there and walked free. Unreal scenes.

she had little or no injuries apparantly, he just gently throttled her for a brief few moments after she came at him with a knife during a row

he also showed deep remorse which can seal the deal

all above board imo

Crawley Town to enter talks with Robert Pires

Pires has been training with Arsenal this week
Crawley are set to begin talks with former Arsenal midfielder Robert Pires about playing some part of this season, BBC Sussex understands.
The 36-year-old former France international is back in England looking for a club after leaving Spanish side Villarreal in the summer.
The Red Devils have spent heavily this summer in ‘Project Promotion’ as they bid to win the Blue Square Bet Premier.

Peru footballers collapse after being ‘drugged by opposition’
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Four Peruvian footballers collapsed during a match after a member of the opposing team’s coaching staff allegedly spiked their water bottles.

The dramatic incident took place during a game between Hijos de Acosvinchos and Sport Ancash.

Video footage showed defender Andy Salinas suddenly collapse, quickly followed by team-mates Luis Coelho and Martin ReĂĄtegui. A fourth player, Juan Luna, also fell ill.

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Salinas later told a local television show: "From what I remember, the goalie from the other team was being treated for an injury.

"Someone from their (Sport Ancash’s) coaching staff stepped onto the field and we shared drinks.

“I don’t remember who gave me the drink, but it wasn’t sweet, it had a bitter taste to it.”

Hospital tests later revealed that the players had traces of benzodiazepine - a sleep-inducing tranquiliser in their bloodstream.

However, Sport Ancash’s president José Mallaqui claimed the problems were down to the Hijos players eating barbecued chicken prior to the match.

What a strange thing for a cop to do:

Mark Saunders officer ‘planted song titles’ in evidence

Metropolitan police firearms officer who may have fired the shot that killed barrister Mark Saunders has been removed from firearms duty after allegedly inserting song titles into his oral evidence at the dead man’s inquest.

The Independent Police Complaints Commission said it is investigating the unnamed officer, who gave evidence as Alpha Zulu 8 or AZ8, after it emerged that he had been reprimanded by his superior shortly after giving evidence on 27 September.

Saunders was shot dead by firearms officers in May 2008, following a five-hour armed standoff at his flat in Chelsea, west London. Last month a jury at Westminster crown court ruled that the barrister, who was an alcoholic and armed with a 12-bore shotgun during the siege, had been killed lawfully.

The inquest heard that AZ8, who was stationed on an adjoining conservatory rooftop was one of two officers who may have fired the fatal shot.

An examination of the transcript shows that evidence given by AZ8 contained a number of phrases which are also the titles of songs, including Enough is Enough by Donna Summer, Point of No Return by Buzzcocks, Line of Fire by Journey, Quiet Moments by Chris de Burgh, Kicking Myself by As Tall As Lions and Fuck My Old Boots by the Membranes.

Sources close to the Metropolitan police commissioner, Sir Paul Stephenson, said he was “furious” that anyone could show such “insensitivity and lack of judgment” during the high-profile hearing.

The force confirmed that it had referred the matter to the IPCC last week when the reprimand came to the attention of more senior officers, who judged the sanction to be “insufficient”.

“We have now been informed by the IPCC that they will manage an investigation by the Metropolitan police Directorate of Professional Standards,” said a spokesman.

He would not confirm which songs are thought to have been inserted into evidence.

[b][u]But a transcript shows that the officer told the inquest that the shooting was not like in films, where “it’s the bad guy who pulls the trigger and the good guy always gets there first”. The situation had got “past the point of no return”, he said.

"As I play it back in my mind, which is not something I do all the time, but in quiet moments I think about and I feel: ‘is there any other way?’. But every time I play it back in my mind it’s the same outcome – unfortunately Mr Saunders gets shot because of his actions.

"I switched the light on, he turned towards me and I thought: 'Fuck my old boots, I’ve got a gun trained on me …

“As he brings the gun down his finger could be on the trigger. Action will always beat reactions. We have to decide where that point is, and for me as he was bringing it down I thought, ‘No. Enough is enough.’”

He told the court: “I would be buggered if I was going to turn my back on a guy with a shotgun. I’ve got people protecting me, or I’m supposed to, but there’s nothing like protecting yourself – self-preservation.”[/u][/b]

Saunders’ mother Rosemary said: “If it’s all such a game, was it a game on 6 May? If this man can approach the inquest with such an attitude, then it makes you wonder about how he approaches shooting his gun to kill a man.” Mark Saunders’ widow Elizabeth declined to comment.

The Met spokesman said the force “takes this matter extremely seriously as we expect the highest standards of all of our staff. The officer has been removed from operational firearms duty”.

In a statement the IPCC said its investigation would examine “the officer’s testimony, any impact that testimony may have had on the proceedings, the way in which the allegation was initially dealt with by one of his supervisors and whether or not any other police officers were involved”.

From BBC:

Home delivery snares Glasgow pizza robber

A man who robbed a takeaway driver of pizzas, cash and his mobile phone was caught after his mother let the victim into their house to call the police.

Charles McManus, 30, admitted robbing Muhammad Zar in Springburn, Glasgow, on 19 February this year.

Glasgow Sheriff Court heard how McManus was stunned on returning home to find Mr Zar in his front room.

Sheriff Andrew Normand deferred sentence for reports and McManus was released on bail.

The court heard how Mr Zar was making a delivery for Domino’s Pizza at about 2200 GMT when he was approached by McManus and another man.

McManus brandished a knife and demanded the food that he had, his mobile phone and some money he had made from tips.

The court heard that the other man, who is still unknown, also stole Mr Zar’s car keys and car, leaving him stranded.

Phone plea

McManus then told his victim to walk to the end of the road and turn right but Mr Zar thought that it might be another trap and turned left instead.

He went to the first available lit window he could see, which turned out to be McManus’s own home where he lived with his mother and brother.

Mr Zar explained what had happened and asked if he could use their landline phone to call the police.

He was on the phone to the operator when McManus came into the house.

McManus ran off when the victim recognised him but was caught when he returned home later at the same time the police arrived.

He initially told officers that he had been away elsewhere all night but later admitted during his police interview that he was involved in the robbery.