Weird News Stories

That’s bizarre. I hope she has a new single out and this is a particularly inventive and time-consuming publicity stunt to promote it.

I wonder whereit all went Pete Tong for her

FUCK OFF

Can’t believe this hasn’t been posted yet

http://www.iol.co.za/news/back-page/steven-seagal-killed-my-puppy-1.1130882?showComments=true

A TWISTED brother and sister are facing jail after they were spotted having sex in a train station lift.

[size=3]Richard Finlayson, 21, and sibling Kirsty, 18, romped in the elevator as they were filmed by CCTV cameras.[/size]

[size=3]The shocking 15-minute clip showed them exiting the lift — only to return a short time later to have sex AGAIN.[/size]

[size=3]And as they left for a second time Richard gave Kirsty a ÂŁ20 note.[/size]

[size=3]The depraved pair were later arrested by police after a railway worker at Motherwell Station raised the alarm.[/size]

[size=3]Last night a family friend said the revelations had left the pair’s family “destroyed”.[/size]

[size=3]It came after Richard, of Carluke, Lanarkshire, and Kirsty of Lesmahagow, admitted having unlawful sexual intercourse in June last year.[/size]

[size=3]Hamilton Sheriff Court heard how they left an 11-year-old boy who was with them on the platform during their illicit tryst.[/size]

[size=3]Depute fiscal Amanda Gallagher said: "They both went into the lift and were seen having sexual intercourse on the CCTV.[/size]

[size=3]"Both accused then exited the lift for a short period before returning and continuing having sexual intercourse.[/size]

[size=3]“Both accused then stood up and left the lift. At which point Mr Finlayson was seen giving his sister some money.”[/size]

[size=3]The court was told Kirsty Finlayson had admitted the sordid act to police.[/size]

[size=3]But she denied she’d had sex for cash — while Richard said he gave her the £20 “as a brother, not for payment”[/size]

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[size=3]Last night the family friend said: "We’re devastated. I was sickened when I heard about it.[/size]

[size=3]"Most of the family knew nothing about it until letters for the case came in.[/size]

[size=3]“We can’t believe it. It is a nightmare.”[/size]

[size=3]Sheriff Ray Small ordered Richard to be placed on the sex offenders’ register. The brother and sister will be sentenced next month[/size]

Read more: http://www.thescotti…l#ixzz1XN1FJv2I

Holy fuck. To be fair, the picture is exactly how I pictured them both

You should really spoiler that picture

While I am against ugly people, I’m not sure they’re actually against work regulations. If that was the case half the civil service wouldnt be allowed in the doors in the mornings.

Anyhoo, spoiler put in.

I’d be more worried about colleagues wandering behind people think they’re looking up if they flash a glance and see a picture like that!

Fair point. It does beg for explanation alright.

I see there’s some mild uproar that Tramco are running a ‘Knickers for Liquor’ promotion where birds hand their knickers into the bar for a free drink.

Hasnt that been done at every single rag week for the past 20 years or so?

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Hasnt that been done at every single rag week for the past 20 years or so?[/quote]

Possibly. I think there’s a case outstanding from a post Junior Cert disco a few months back where a girl was allegedly assaulted in there. And that’s caused some people to seethe.

A man has been jailed for posting abusive messages online about a schoolgirl after she committed suicide.

Sean Duffy, 25, of Reading, was handed an 18-week sentence for posts on social networking sites about Worcestershire teenager Natasha MacBryde.

He previously pleaded guilty at Reading Magistrates’ Court to sending indecent or offensive communications.

holy fook 

A Chinese man thought he would look years younger after bathing with live eels in a spa treatment designed to remove dead skin. Instead, one of the eels meant to eat the man’s dead skin cells decided to enter his penis through the urethra

According to , Zhang Nan, 56, tried to grab the six-inch eel before it could swim all the way up inside him, but the eel was too slippery for him.

“I tried to hold it and take it out, but the eel was too slippery to be held and it disappeared up my penis,” he said.

Rushing himself to hospital, the man underwent a three-hour operation to remove the six-inch eel which was dead by the time doctors found it.

This incident purportedly happened in in Hubei province, where I will never ever ever have a spa treatment.

He looks the type

:lol:

Rappers!

TORONTO (Reuters) - For actor Nicolas Cage, making the new thriller movie “Trespass” hit close to home.

Cage, at the Toronto film festival along with director Joel Schumacher promoting the film about a home invasion, said that he has actually lived through the nightmare in real life.

“It was two in the morning. I was living in Orange County at the time and was asleep with my wife. My two-year old at the time was in another room. I opened my eyes and there was a naked man wearing my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle in front of my bed,” he told reporters on Wednesday.

“I know it sounds funny … but it was horrifying.”

A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack.

Cage said the ordeal ended after he talked the man out of the house and police arrived. He did not press charges, as the man had mental problems, but Cage, who now lives in Nassau, Bahamas, said he could not stay in the house after that.

The womens ages confuse a small bit, I presume they’re quoting their current ages, but badly laid out all the same.

Man fathers 50 children with four women

A Brazilian farmer aged 90 claims he has fathered over 50 children and he says he doesn’t remember all of their names.

The retired farmer, Luiz Costa de Oilveira, admitted he can’t remember the name of all his children and he says he can forget about trying to remember all of his 100 grandchildren, reports The Sun.

The real life Charlie Harper had 17 children with his first wife called Francisca. However, after she died he found love in 64-year-old Maria Francisca da Silva, who had another 17 children with him.

The Casanova told reporters, “The thing that God made best in the world was woman”. We hope he said it like Brando in Godfather.

He must have had a certain something for the women of the da Silva clan as he then went on to have 15 kids with Maria’s 58-year-old sister, Ozelita. However, he didn’t just stop with Maria’s sister. He also had a swing at Maria’s 89-year-old mother who is said to have had at least one child with him.

“I could have other children out there that I don’t know about because I’ve always liked making love.

“I still remember how wonderful it is to be in bed with a woman," Luiz said.

Some of the children died young in their poverty-stricken Rio Grande do Norte, Brazil, but Luiz is said to have at least 100 grand kids and around 30 great-grandchildren.

:smiley: I was about to post how badly that was written but I see you noticed already.