Weird News Stories

http://www.examiner.com/article/woman-demands-men-perform-oral-sex-while-threatening-them-with-a-butcher-knife

Family of Scottish man killed by elephant deny he goaded it with a banana:

http://news.stv.tv/west-central/1341292-family-of-scot-killed-by-elephant-refute-claim-he-teased-it-with-banana/

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Pro rape meeting to be held in Naas

http://www.sundayworld.com/news/outrage-as-pro-rape-group-meeting-in-irish-town-this-weekend

@Sidney donā€™t forget your password kid.

Letā€™s hope this doesnā€™t spread to Kilkenny.

Iā€™d lie low yourself if I was you.

Must have been all she had in her bag at the time.

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Sounds legit.

Dietmann admitted to putting the cucumber in her mouth, but said her death was an accident. ā€œSuddenly I saw there was smoke coming from the kitchen,ā€ he testified. ā€œI forgot that I had put a piece of meat on the stove for my dog.
ā€œI ran to the kitchen, fed my dog and then went on to the balcony to smoke a cigarette.ā€
By the time he returned to the bedroom, Varna was unconscious.
ā€œI tried to get the cucumber pieces out of her mouth,ā€ he said, adding that they were too mushy.

This is brilliant, have a read off the mothers quote.

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http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/498575/gamer-poo-video-internet-cafe-china

shite in a bucket bastard

Small child found hidden in plane passengerā€™s carry-on luggage http://jrnl.ie/2650659

this lad has struck again, unreal how many cats he has killed now, Iā€™m fascinated by this story

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they stopped reporting his murders there for a while because they didnā€™t want to give him fame/notoriety, thereā€™s a massive cover up