Weird News Stories

US woman ‘slept with wrong twin, raped’

Love is in the details, a US woman discovered, when a missing buttock tattoo alerted her to the fact she was in bed not with her boyfriend, but his identical twin brother.

The 25-year-old woman from Connecticut says she was raped after unmasking the ploy by Jared Rohrig, a recently appointed police officer, also 25, The Advocate newspaper reported.

The woman shared a hot tub with the man she thought was Jared’s brother Joe Rohrig then moved on to a bedroom, the report quoted a police search warrant as saying after the July incident.

Only then, while having sex, did she notice the absence of Joe Rohrig’s usual cowboy tattoo on his left buttock, the report said.

“The female victim realised at this point that this was not the person she previously had sexual relations with,” the warrant is quoted as saying.

The woman said she confronted the twin brother but was unable to stop him assaulting her sexually.

Jared Rohrig has been charged with sexual assault and criminal impersonation, The Advocate reported. He is to be arraigned in court September 8.

Danish footballer Jonathan Richter has had the lower part of his left leg amputated after he was struck by lightning during a match six weeks previously.

The family of the 24-year-old midfielder from FC Nordsjaelland said in a statement that his condition was improving and he would soon be moved from the intensive care unit of a Copenhagen hospital.

Richter (pictured, on the right) was struck during a friendly against FC Hvidovre on July 20 and was in an induced coma for 10 days.

Medics restarted his heart, but doctors took the decision to amputate after agreeing with the player that the damage sustained to his leg was too severe to hope for a recovery.

A message on the club’s website yesterday read: “Jonathan’s progress means a lot to the Richter family, friends and all involved with FC Nordsjaelland, but the family now request that all continue to respect the peace that Jonathan needs in the future as he faces tough rehabilitation.”

TV’s Secret Millionaire declared bankrupt

Self-made millionaire Chek Whyte, who gave away thousands of pounds on the programme, is believed to owe 30m and had been attempting to make arrangements to continue traiding while paying off his debts, reports the BBC.

Manchester law firm Pannone LLP, acting on behalf of creditor Halls Furnishings Ltd, said: "As has been reported, Mr Whyte had put forward proposals for an individual voluntary arrangement which were withdrawn and therefore, as no further proposals were put to creditors, the court made the bankruptcy order.

“Mr Whyte’s exposure on TV has portrayed him as an altruistic individual but sadly his business dealings have left him owing suppliers tens of thousands of pounds and these businesses have to take steps to recover monies owed to them.”

The property developer made his fortune from renovating dilapidated buildings including Colwick Hall and Clifton Hall in Nottingham.

Whyte told the BBC in July: “I will do my utmost to get them paid, that is my only goal. I’m going to work for the next so many years… five years, to get everybody paid. If I can get them paid in the short-term rather than the long-term it’s better for everybody.”

How is that weird?

Another Tipp cunt.

Farmer loses bid to prevent Lisbon vote

A Co. Tipperary cattle farmer has lost his High Court bid to prevent the Lisbon Treaty referendum from going ahead next month.

John Burke from Duncummin House, Emly was applying for leave to challenge the legality of the referendum.

His contention was that as the people had already voted in June 2008, the original “No” verdict should stand.

Lawyers for the State argued that the proposal to be put to the people on the 2nd of October is significantly different, and that it should be up to the people to decide upon.

Mr Justice Liam McKechnie agreed, and the case was dismissed.

This one is especially for geeks like Rocko, Flano and The Runt

http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/10/south-african-pigeon-transmits-data-faster-than-local-dsl/

[quote=“Mac”]This one is especially for geeks like Rocko, Flano and The Runt

http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/10/south-african-pigeon-transmits-data-faster-than-local-dsl/[/quote]

:rolleyes:

Surprised no one has posted the story about the “big brother” house in Turkey

Surprised no one has posted the story about the “big brother” house in Turkey[/quote]

Read it in the Metro this morning - fooked up shit but funny!

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Pervert got sex kicks in slurry

A man who was found pleasuring himself in a muckspreader at a Redruth farm has been sent to prison.

David Roy Truscott, 40, of Pengegon Parc, Camborne, was given a 16-week prison sentence last week after pleading guilty to the harassment of Clive Roth and his family at Woodbury Farm, Tolgus Mount.

Magistrates in Truro were told that between December 23, 2005 and August 22 this year 40-year-old Truscott had masturbated in the muck spreader while he was fully aware this caused the family distress.

In a previous case in 2004 Truscott pleaded guilty to burglary and three offences of arson at the same farm, when the court was told how he liked to strip down to his waist in manure for sexual reasons.

Police caught Truscott at the farm at Tolgus Mount, near to where he used to live, wearing shiny red shorts and rubber gloves.

At the time magistrates were told that the farmer first became suspicious that something odd was going on when he found a water trough filled with manure and tissues scattered around.

He then saw the shape of what appeared to be someones bottom and two hand prints where manure had been piled up. On another occasion it was obvious someone had been playing in manure and tissues and plastic gloves were found nearby.

After catching Truscott at the farm, police searched his house and found womens clothing, mainly underwear, with containers of liquid sludge and hard mud.

Truscott told the officers that he had 360 pairs of womens knickers and he liked to sleep in womens pyjamas. He had taken womens clothing with him to the farm as part of his excitement. He was also convicted starting a fire which damaged farm buildings and killed a cow.

Despite magistrates being told at the time that this was a case they would be unlikely to come across again, last Tuesday Truscott found himself back in court for the same behaviour.

http://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/4588410.Pervert_got_sex_kicks_in_slurry/

http://www.independent.ie/multimedia/archive/00388/graveyard_indo_388271t.jpg

Locals forced to log on in graveyard

Friday September 11 2009

RESIDENTS of one village starved of reliable broadband had their prayers answered when they discovered a local graveyard five miles away got a good signal.

But businesspeople in Mullinahone, near the Tipperary/Kilkenny border, are still angry that their village is so poorly served that they have travel to Kilbride cemetery several times a week to download material from the internet and to send emails.

The cemetery is located within the Vodafone broadband coverage area for nearby Callan town.

Poor mobile phone coverage is also driving Mullinahone’s business community and residents to despair.

A petition calling for broadband and improved mobile phone coverage in the area was set up last week and has already collected about 300 names.

Petition organiser Gina Hetherington said it will be submitted to Communications Minister Eamon Ryan.

Mullinahone isn’t included in the €223m National Broadband Scheme (NBS) that is rolling out high-speed internet in rural areas.

Ms Hetherington said the lack of mobile phone and broadband coverage is seriously hampering the day-to-day running of her business.

She drives the three-and-a-half miles to Kilbride Cemetery several times a week to access e-mails and the internet.

"At 10.30am this morning I started to download e-mail messages at home and gave up at 2.20pm. Now here at the cemetery I have downloaded 13 messages in a minute.

“It’s as if we were out in Alaska. Actually, a friend of mine, who lives in Lapland has better broadband service than we have. How crazy is that?”

Mullinahone is not included in the NBS, according to the Department of Communications.

A statement said: “In designing the NBS, which was approved by the EU Commission, the department needed to strike a balance between reaching as many unserved areas as possible and minimising the impact of the scheme on businesses already providing broadband in rural areas, minimising market distortion in accordance with EU state aid rules.”

There is one provider besides Vodafone serving Mullinahone.

But Gina Hetherington said locals are wary about availing of broadband services outside of any national scheme because private companies providing internet connections sometimes go out of business.

Vodafone said it provided the best mobile phone service in Mullinahone but it is a challenging region due to low population density and topography.

The company said it’s in discussions with ComReg on the matter.

  • Aileen Hahessy and Conor Kane

That lad with the pony tail is how I imagine NCC to look.

The one on the right or the one in the middle?

Jesus that just looks wrong.

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Family-Of-Man-With-Half-A-Head-Angry-With-Essex-Police-And-Crown-Prosecution-Service/Article/200909215380098?lpos=UK_News_Carousel_Region_3&lid=ARTICLE_1538009

Savage Attack Leaves Man With Half A Head

4:35pm UK, Friday September 11, 2009
Two thugs who punched a young man so hard surgeons had to remove half of his skull have escaped charges.

Steve Gator and his mother Nina

Steve Gator with his mother Nina, furious his attackers will escape charges

Steve Gator, 26, has been told the teenagers who ambushed him will not face court after the Crown Prosecution Service dropped the case.

The CPS said it did not have enough evidence to proceed but Steve’s mother, Nina, expressed her disbelief at the decision.

“Our boy is walking around with half a head - what more evidence do they need?” said Mrs Gator, 47. “I can’t believe it.”

Mr Gator, of Romford, Essex, was left seriously brain damaged following the attack as he made his way home from work on January 15.

The two thugs started screaming taunts and abuse at him about his cousin but when he confronted them he was hit so hard he fell back and smashed his head on the pavement.

He’s just a different boy. His sparkle is totally gone. He used to be so independent but he can’t work any more and he can’t drive. He’s got half-a-head and he’s completely lost his confidence.

Nina Gator, the mother of assault victim Steve Gator

He was left in a coma for two weeks and his brain swelled so much surgeons removed the front half of his skull just hours after he was admitted.

He now suffers frequent seizures, has difficulty talking, and lost much of his memory.

Mr Gator now lives with his mother, who is his main carer as he can no longer work.

Mrs Gator said: "He’s just a different boy. His sparkle is totally gone. He used to be so independent but he can’t work any more and he can’t drive. He’s got half a head and he’s completely lost his confidence.

“There’s absolutely nothing protecting his brain now - it’s just under his skin. We’re waiting for surgery for a new skull plate to be put in.”

A Havering police spokesman said they had no plans to look for any other attackers in connection with the case, adding: “We gave the CPS all the evidence available and after reviewing the case they decided not to proceed with it. We adhere to their decision.”

Corrine Soanders, the Crown Prosecutor for Havering, said: "Once the CPS had been supplied with all the necessary evidence relevant to this case, a full review showed there was insufficient evidence to provide a realistic prospect of conviction.

"This is a key test which must be met to bring a prosecution and in light of this, the case against the two defendants was discontinued. I apologise to the victim and his family for not conveying this decision to them personally.

“I welcome any questions they may have and will be contacting them shortly to offer further explanation.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Jt_g10Jug

Mightn’t be true but funny as fuck!

Family Guy double ‘to woo voters’

A County Tyrone councillor’s alleged resemblance to Family Guy character Peter Griffin could soon be appearing on election posters.
Omagh councillor Ross Hussey said he was told about his cartoon lookalike by his nephew and a young party colleague.
The Ulster Unionist said he was not flattered but it did amuse him.
“Personally I can see no resemblance, but I have watched it and we would have certain similar traits - that’s all I’m prepared to admit to,” he said.
“To be perfectly honest, I didn’t know who this Peter Griffin was until my 23-year-old nephew and young Ryan who works here pointed out a resemblance.”
Mr Hussey said they would have to wait and see if the poster was approved by his party.

Peter Griffin was elected to his son’s school board.
"Really it’s a bit of fun, and anything that could get young people interested in politics is good.
“If they can see that we are human and realise that we’re not all God’s gift, why not? There’s enough serious things out there without adding to the worries of the world.”
Mr Hussey’s doppelganger has successfully run for office in the cult US comedy, defeating his wife Lois in a contest to become school board President.
Lois was also elected mayor in an episode titled It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One.

From the independent. Fucked up beyond belief

A school in England called an emergency assembly to tell children that a 12-year-old male pupil was having a sex change.

The youngster arrived for his first term at secondary school wearing a dress and with long hair in ribboned pigtails after his parents changed his name to a female one by deed poll over the summer holidays.

However, the boy, who is preparing to undergo hormone treatment and sex change surgery, was immediately taunted by classmates who recognised him from primary school.

As a result, the 1,000-pupil school in south east England decided to call an emergency assembly ordering children to treat him as a girl and use his new name.

But parents have reacted angrily after some youngsters were apparently left in tears by the news. They claim that the head teacher should have informed parents of the matter beforehand, so that they could have discussed gender issues with their children.

One mother, whose daughter was a classmate of the boy at primary school, told The Sun newspaper: "She [my daughter] told me that the pupil is already a target for bullying.

"What has really upset the parents is that the school didn’t see fit to send us a letter first so we could explain it to children in our own way.

"Maybe we could have explained sexual politics and encouraged our kids to be more sensitive.

"They were simply told, ‘You may notice one pupil is not present in this assembly that is because the pupil is now a girl’.

“The girl, as she now is, will go through hell because of how this has been handled.”

It is understood that at primary school, the boy’s head teacher insisted that children treat him as a boy, despite his feminine behaviour, which included wearing a bikini for swimming lessons, wearing his hair in pigtails and using riding a pink scooter.

However, the secondary school has provided him with a separate lavatory and changing room in its sports hall.

The boy’s mother told The Sun: “We are committed to ensuring the very best for our child. We are working with other agencies to ensure our child’s welfare is protected.”

Fowl play involved in the story below.

From The Daily Mirror:

Asda worker: I’m sorry for licking chickens

The supermarket chickenlicker apologised yesterday for his “atrocious” antics.

Former Asda shelfstacker Adeel Ayub, 30, said his vile behaviour was “inexcusable”. As we reported in yesterday’s Mirror, Ayub stamped on and licked raw chickens before putting them back on the shelves.

Mobile phone footage also showed him in his Asda uniform urinating in a bin, setting off fire extinguishers and slashing colleagues’ clothes.

Yesterday, Ayub said he was “truly sorry” for his actions, filmed at the Asda store in Fulwood, near Preston, Lancs, before he left the company in December 2006.

He also claimed the footage was edited to only feature him.

some pictures of Sydney today -

http://news.9msn.com.au/img/2009/slideshow/dust/duststorm9.jpg

http://news.9msn.com.au/img/2009/slideshow/dust/duststorm11.jpg

[quote=“Gman”]some pictures of Sydney today -

http://news.9msn.com.au/img/2009/slideshow/dust/duststorm9.jpg

http://news.9msn.com.au/img/2009/slideshow/dust/duststorm11.jpg[/quote]

:clap: Astonishing!