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Even Germans are afraid of the catsâŚ
Ive 2 panters at home, im not exaggerating they are big cunts, belong in a zoo. Why would i exaggerat we have dome dangerous wild animals in this country
Well, instead of a guard dog, theyâve got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son⌠thatâs a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really
This section couldnât be any more Irish if it tried to be. Pure tweeness, so it is.
A spokesman for the ISPCA in Wicklow, TJ, said a call had come in on Monday, July 24, about the animal.
âWe donât know how weâd catch it because weâd have to pinpoint where it would be. According to the person who rang in, it was a vicious cat.â
TJ said that a cat can go feral if it has been left to fend for itself, âbut maybe it wasnât the friendliest cat to start out with eitherâ.
As regards the Bengal breed, TJ said he had one at the centre in the past and it was âa lovely cat, very cleverâ, however, âthey would be bigger than your ordinary, domestic cat and could weight up to 10kg, whereas your domestic cat would be only half that.â
TJ said that staff at the ISPCA wouldnât be qualified to use tranquilisers to catch it and the alternative is for someone qualified to trap it.
Letâs hope the CCTV and plate recognition software was working.
Itâs a very small bloke if so.
Heâs Chinese pal.
He has the stance of a junior B maor uisce.
I actually think that is a bear. Probably genetically modified, but a bear nontheless.
Thereâs a clip going around where you can see the tongue sticking out after a few seconds. Its definitely not a human tongue anyway
Fucking eejit. Heâs not wagging his tail or sniffing other dogs arses.