Or worse, could be covid
Day turning bad now. The glass on the stove is after cracking. Iāll have to send herself into town to sort it out.
Si, cold feet, cracked stove and ethernet gone. Well at least thatās the three out of the way. It can only get better from here on
Did some fella drop a jar of pepper on it maybe?
Well it didnāt. Thatās all Iām going to say. Another three clangers yesterday.
Go onā¦
Letās just say that the worst of the three involved a colostomy bag in a hotel at 4am this morning
Thank God youāve now got Nutella in the portfolio to use as a cover up
Jaysus! Where did it all go wrong Georgeā¦?
4am
What time?
Jaysus! Where did it all go wrong Georgeā¦?
There wasnāt even drink involved.
Lucky boy, my favourite
A small bit windy out to say the least, driving to work past a new cycle lane installation cc @Little_Lord_Fauntleroy (which looks to be a great job) and one of those plastic barriers get blown across the road and takes a chunk out of my bumper. Contractor said theyāll pay for it, complete accident but not a great start to the day.
Ceiling in my apartment collapsed
Has the missus blamed you for it yet?
Hard blow man, Iām sorry. Is anyone hurt?
Who did what upstairs?
Iām emotionally scarred
Fucking financially scarred
Fuckā¦have you to vacate?