Well Fuck it anyway. The Locke dropped a clanger thread

Or worse, could be covid

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Day turning bad now. The glass on the stove is after cracking. Iā€™ll have to send herself into town to sort it out.

Si, cold feet, cracked stove and ethernet gone. Well at least thatā€™s the three out of the way. It can only get better from here on

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Did some fella drop a jar of pepper on it maybe?

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Well it didnā€™t. Thatā€™s all Iā€™m going to say. Another three clangers yesterday.

Go onā€¦

Letā€™s just say that the worst of the three involved a colostomy bag in a hotel at 4am this morning

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Thank God youā€™ve now got Nutella in the portfolio to use as a cover up

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Jaysus! Where did it all go wrong Georgeā€¦?

What time?

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There wasnā€™t even drink involved.

Lucky boy, my favourite

A small bit windy out to say the least, driving to work past a new cycle lane installation cc @Little_Lord_Fauntleroy (which looks to be a great job) and one of those plastic barriers get blown across the road and takes a chunk out of my bumper. Contractor said theyā€™ll pay for it, complete accident but not a great start to the day.

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Ceiling in my apartment collapsed

Has the missus blamed you for it yet?

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:scream: :scream: :scream:

Hard blow man, Iā€™m sorry. Is anyone hurt?

Who did what upstairs?

Iā€™m emotionally scarred

Fucking financially scarred

Fuckā€¦have you to vacate?