Sorry for your troubles
Sorry to hear, RIP.
Sorry for your loss Arthur.
Condolences art. I’m sorry for your loss.
My sympathies, sir.
Sorry for your trouble Art
Ah fuck it
I have to take my glasses off to read my phone and put them back on to watch the telly. It’s an awful pain in the stones so it is
Operation cancelled
No new date given? that’s a disappointment
Said they’d get back to me today at some stage. I wont hold my breath. Look at it could be worse. This is cosmetic. I said before if theres some poor fucker in serious bother, I d hate to be bumped before them.
I was out walking the other evening, very itchy arse, got back and my jocks were covered in shit stains, so had to bin them. A problem that has only presented itself as I get older, and not since I was a baby.
WTF? You might need to go see a doctor if this is a regular occurrence
im sure he’ll follow through on your recommendation
for skiddies?
One of the perks of my condition I suppose. Dont have to worry about stuff like that
baby wipes! There’s an art to signing off on the number 2s as you get older. I’ve also taken to sitting on the jacks at night when I get up for a sleepy piss, rather than splash on the floor