Hi did you manage to get the full can all over you
When I opened it, it sprayed all over me. More or less the full can.
If it was the summer you’d have been murdered by wasps
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Went down to put a bit of air in the tyres. Left the phone on the roof of the car and drove off.
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Is it smashed or lost
Did you ring it fucko?
Lost. It’s the work phone. Made contact with. I.T. It’s only. They said not to bother. They’ll do something to it remotely to disable it and send me out a new one
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Bah!
Do you need me to ring it?
You tired Find my iPhone or the equivalent?
The man has no phone.
Jaysus Mike, you’re like one of those made up travellers or asylum seekers who leave the buggy at the bus stop rather than carry it on.
This is 2020, you can’t just lose a phone, your employer must have more money than sense
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Have you ever seen how much Ferrero Rocher the ambassador buys?
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Shit happens kid. It’s a phone. Nothing more.
Fuck that shit. I can barely log onto this place ffs
That’s what you get for driving through forestry looking for a place to burn rubbish.
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Great attitude. Fuck um.
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Listen chief, this world is too reliant on that type of shit anyway. When I started off first, I either asked my last customer of the day to use their fax machine or their phone to ring it in. Nobody is dead.
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A miracle seeing as your phone flew off the roof at high speed
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I’m in thorough agreement. Just a phone.
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