Well I woke up Sunday morning

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With no way to hold my head that didn’t hurt

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And the beer I had for breakfast wasn’t bad

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So I had one more for dessert.

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I said promise me son
Not to do the things I’ve done

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[QUOTE=“Brimmer Bradley, post: 1115356, member: 2839”]I said promise me son
Not to do the things I’ve done[/QUOTE]
Your a bit slow are ye

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You stupid fucking cunt. It’s a medley.
Who’s slow now you stoat faced cunt

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Now lads we’ve all had a few drinks

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Then I fumbled in my closet through my clothes
And found my cleanest dirty shirt

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[QUOTE=“Brimmer Bradley, post: 1115395, member: 2839”]You stupid fucking cunt. It’s a medley.
Who’s slow now you stoat faced cunt[/QUOTE]
Tut tut slow and angry,ye poor auld devil ye,are ye on holidays the next two weeks?