What Is The Best + 🐐 Chocolate Bar In The World?

We settled this by poll, Double Decker won.

Still Dairy Milk Oreo for me at the moment. If you’re prepared to be liberal with the word ā€˜Bar’ here I’ll put Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups alongside it.

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Wispa Gold and Kinder Bueno. I don’t buy anything else really anymore apart from the Lidl Snickers and Twix efforts that they sell in singles at the checkouts.

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Wouldn’t give it to the neighbours dog, and I hate that cunt

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In what can only be described as one of the greatest days ever, I was passing a candy machine earlier and it started spitting out one of everything… About 10 different crisps, packs of jellies and about 20 different chocolate bars… I decided it would be more immoral to not take something so I grabbed about 7 bars and left the rest. Unreal. I haven’t felt this good since Archie Gemmil scored against Holland in 1978.

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Wispa Gold.

Lock this thread.

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Unreal. That’s up there @Big_Mick_McCarthys glorious encounter with a vending machine a few years back.

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I swear, Officer it just started spitting them out, I didn’t do anything wrong.

The Jelly Popping Candy Marvelous Creation Dairy Milk is a superb chocolate bar.

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I have got a blas for the Double Decker these last few weeks.

I went mad on it there for a while and over did it. Must get back into it again.

I eat a fucking inordinate amount of chocolate

Starbars are very very underrated. I was working late recently and needed something for dinner. The vending machine only had Bountys and Starbars. I couldn’t recall ever trying a Starbar so I went for one. Now I can’t get enough of them. They’re wonderful, bit of caramel, bit of crunch. A lovely treat.

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You had a starbar for dinner?

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Not a big chocolate fan, but had one of these a couple of weeks ago and it was delightful. Bought a Double Decker Easter egg because of this. You’ve got to treat yourself every now and again.

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Boost is a similarly great bar. They used to be called moro I think, had a couple recently and was sure they were moros.

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Double Deckers are the king of chocolate bars.

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Anything with peanut butter is a winner

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I had gone to the vending machine with the intention of getting a Boost actually.

Yes. Sometimes the need to get a slide deck finished must trump my own needs.

The starbar is a top top bar

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