(a) Ronan Keating’s cover version of Fairytale of New York; or
(b) standing behind an old lady in a supermarket on Christmas Eve who only looks for her purse in her bag after the cashier asks for payment
Ronan keating. Every time. Although I think his version is so shit it’s never played.
All women are the same.
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What’s worse is the stupid bitches at an ATM. After treating the process as some monumentally difficult technical procedure, they stand there for another minute putting all their cards and cash into different compartments of the purse before eventually fucking off. MOVE YOU DUMB CUNTS!!!
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Ronan changed the words to FONY. Meaning he needed permission to do so. Meaning McGowan gave him the go ahead. Meaning its all that pissheads fault.
Galway makes me angry… What a cunt hole.
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Mick?
@maroonandwhite has you stage 10 rattled.
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No…I was out in Galway last night…post to follow later.
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This made me angry. Sums up joe.ie, the tits it appeals to and the culture it’s help foster.
I need to stop clicking their shite, but even by blocking them you still get their stuff on your newsfeed when others comment.
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That’s a very disturbing video. I used to work with a homeless outreach called Inner City Helping Homeless. We were always told not to take any photos or videos of the homeless people. Imagine if that lad’s old friends back in England see that video? I’d fear for our youth, the shite they come out with, their motivation is so fucked.
I had an incident like that a couple of months back.
Jesus. She waited until she was at the ATM before rummaging in what could only be described as a santa sack for her purse.
It was one of those machines that only gives out sonewhere between 100 and 150 notes at a time. After 4 or 5 goes she eventually had enough. My turn only to realise she had emptied the machine. The closest Ive ever come to giving a woman a smack. I was absolutely fucking seething😠
Meaning he got more royalties
Joan Burton
David Drumm
Chris Donoghue
Justin Bieber
That fucking Edel song
USC
The wife never ever answering her phone
Limerick hurling
Modern Family
Brian Dobson
The neigbbour always waiting til Christmas week before sorting Santy and then giving out because she cant get anything.
People who are to lazy to write Christmas instead of x mas
The wifes best friend.
Getting old.
The neighbour who maxes out the credit card every Christmas and then borrows money off the wife in the middle of January.
Fine Gael
Fianna Fail
Labour
Sinn Fein
Alan Kelly
Alex White
Panti
Ed and Dave Milliband
Conor McGregor.
Eilish OHanlon
Roy Curtis
Gene Kerrigan
Eamon Sweeny
Maria Cahill
Sean Dunne
Gail Killalea
Feel a bit better now after that
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I tell you what drives me insane. Just missing a call from the missus, you ring back straight away and she doesn’t answer. You literally just had the phone in your hand and you know I’m going to ring you back, how can you miss the call 
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Maybe its me. But I always have the phone on me. She often fucks off to the neighbours and leaves the phone at home. Drives me fucking mad.
Thought I got her one day when I refused to answer the phone five or six time.
Did she learn?
Did she fuck
Cheap firelighters. Burn the fucking hand off you but as soon as you put them in the fire, they go out.
Chicken and brocolli pie
Think the wife cooks it cos she knows it pisses me off.
Onions in mashed potatoes.
Eddie Rockets. Robbin bastards.
Supervalue
Absolutely made shit of a smokestack and cheesey fries last night. Unreal.
(b) definitely - there’s usually a few auld Lotto tickets pulled out - always at the very last possible minute - which need to be checked as well. In extreme cases one of these will yield €10 in prize-winnings, which, if re-invested in scratch-cards, begins a hideous, infinite All-Cash Gold loop.
Definitely (a), bro. I cut old people some slack because they might just be lonely and/or slow/inefficient rather than annoying.