What will you be having for Christmas Dinner?

On my recent work trips weā€™ve gone to Searsons for lunch. They do a lovely Katsu curry and a request for ā€œhalf & halfā€ will just see a portion of chips thrown on top for no charge. Great feed there.

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How would a fella go about cooking a duck? Ideally not in the oven. Could you slow cook a duck? Or air fryer the fucker. Iā€™ve a right crew coming for Christmas and one participant wants duck. I have considered telling them to fuck off, but it being Christmas Iā€™m feeling obliging. But donā€™t really have oven space, for a fucking duck

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Youā€™ve been ducked off good and proper mate

You can buy a tray job and fuck it in the air fryer

Air fryer

In like a tinfoil tray or what? Iā€™ll get duck fat roasties out of it at least

Would you fit a duck in a normal air fryer? Iā€™m thinking half a duck will do

A couple of duck spring rolls - heā€™ll be grand

I was tempted to get a few duck pancakes from the Chinese Christmas eve and reheat them

Time to roll out the old Brendan Grace joke

You could do a half duck in the air fryer handy enough and itā€™d be ready in jig time.

If you donā€™t put the foot down now the guests will sense the weakness and will run all over you next year - A la carte off-menu ordering to beat the band.

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Iā€™ll have ten adults, 3 kids this year. Unlikely to ever get them all together again. A lot of fussy fuckers and add in allergyā€™s, all her side, but looking forward to it.

The fussy fucker has bought me a day at the races Stephens day and a Leinster Munster match Stephens evening (not that I have any interest) so Iā€™ll suffer what I must.

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Beak kind.

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Sounds like great craic. Both days.

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Make everything the cunt hates for revenge.

Theyā€™ll go in but they put up an almighty struggle

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Tell em to duck off