On my recent work trips weāve gone to Searsons for lunch. They do a lovely Katsu curry and a request for āhalf & halfā will just see a portion of chips thrown on top for no charge. Great feed there.
How would a fella go about cooking a duck? Ideally not in the oven. Could you slow cook a duck? Or air fryer the fucker. Iāve a right crew coming for Christmas and one participant wants duck. I have considered telling them to fuck off, but it being Christmas Iām feeling obliging. But donāt really have oven space, for a fucking duck
Youāve been ducked off good and proper mate
You can buy a tray job and fuck it in the air fryer
Air fryer
In like a tinfoil tray or what? Iāll get duck fat roasties out of it at least
Would you fit a duck in a normal air fryer? Iām thinking half a duck will do
A couple of duck spring rolls - heāll be grand
I was tempted to get a few duck pancakes from the Chinese Christmas eve and reheat them
Time to roll out the old Brendan Grace joke
You could do a half duck in the air fryer handy enough and itād be ready in jig time.
If you donāt put the foot down now the guests will sense the weakness and will run all over you next year - A la carte off-menu ordering to beat the band.
Iāll have ten adults, 3 kids this year. Unlikely to ever get them all together again. A lot of fussy fuckers and add in allergyās, all her side, but looking forward to it.
The fussy fucker has bought me a day at the races Stephens day and a Leinster Munster match Stephens evening (not that I have any interest) so Iāll suffer what I must.
Beak kind.
Sounds like great craic. Both days.
Make everything the cunt hates for revenge.
Theyāll go in but they put up an almighty struggle
Tell em to duck off