I was reading a well known blog just there and this question was posed. It’s something I’ve thought about every now and again.
Anybody got any ideas?
You could be buried at sea Flano, but I think there are stipulations like you must be a certain distance from shore and I think the depth should be at least 100 fathoms or something.
burned on a stake
The cadaver could always be donated to medical research.
[quote=“Flano”]I was reading a well known blog just there and this question was posed. It’s something I’ve thought about every now and again.
Anybody got any ideas?[/QUOTE]
You could just head straight to the graveyard from your house or a funeral home,no priest or anything needed just toss you into the hole,throw some clay in after you and then everyone goes to the pub.I knew a fella who buried under these arrangements a while ago.
Happy Kelly was put in a lake in east clare. But the master criminals didn’t do it right and he floated
Are you always thinking about food?
[quote=“Flano”]I was reading a well known blog just there and this question was posed. It’s something I’ve thought about every now and again.
Anybody got any ideas?[/QUOTE]
flano id say incineration would be the best option for you.
Whatever plans you make, is there any way of really making sure they’ll be adhered to? Better not to worry about shite like that in fairness.
Home and Away usually have nice ceremonies on the beach, Flano. That might be something to ponder.
Home & Away has the answers to most things though doesn’t it?
Buried at sea seems like the best option. Dump you off the deck of Isle of Inishmore and then the mourners head into O’Flaherty’s Pub for a shitload of pints.
No point in being buried in a graveyard since it’s Holy Catholic ground, beats the purpose of a non-church funeral.
Cremation and a scattering of the ashes accompanied by a Walter Sojak oration. Like Donnie… Donnie who loved bowling.
[quote=“BenShermin”]Buried at sea seems like the best option. Dump you off the deck of Isle of Inishmore and then the mourners head into O’Flaherty’s Pub for a shitload of pints.
No point in being buried in a graveyard since it’s Holy Catholic ground, beats the purpose of a non-church funeral.[/QUOTE]
they could throw ya off the back of the boat so that you could get shredded by the engines then
Nah, I wouldn’t subject the ferry’s engines to that. I could imagine the feast the seagulls would enjoy though.
[quote=“BenShermin”]Buried at sea seems like the best option. Dump you off the deck of Isle of Inishmore and then the mourners head into O’Flaherty’s Pub for a shitload of pints.
No point in being buried in a graveyard since it’s Holy Catholic ground, beats the purpose of a non-church funeral.[/quote]
Don’t you mean holey. Hi Yo! :rolleyes: