met bandage round the corner from the office today. he looked psyched. tried to engage him in small talk but he seemed intent on having a quick boast about his dramatic weight loss and then checked his watch and mentioned something about ‘the Frankfurt deal looking rocky’.
i know personality isnt his strongest card but i felt like he was unduly discourteous and frankly somewhat obnoxious.
he wore a navy pinstriped suit with a crisp white shirt and red tie. he sported a hipster like beard that seemed somewhat at odds with his ultra busy, maker and shaker persona.
A hamster
[QUOTE=“croppy, post: 953942, member: 230”]met bandage round the corner from the office today. he looked psyched. tried to engage him in small talk but he seemed intent on having a quick boast about his dramatic weight loss and then checked his watch and mentioned something about ‘the Frankfurt deal looking rocky’.
i know personality isnt his strongest card but i felt like he was unduly discourteous and frankly somewhat obnoxious.
he wore a navy pinstriped suit with a crisp white shirt and red tie. he sported a hipster like beard that seemed somewhat at odds with his ultra busy, maker and shaker persona.[/QUOTE]
the old classic of man that never gets a bird finally gets one, then loses weight and drops his mates and puts all his energies into his career so she can have her dream wedding …sad to see but I think poor Poundage has all the characteristics of one of these twats…
I call bullshit here. I know for a fact @Bandage is wearing a light blue tie today.
@Bandage is a great guy.
[QUOTE=“briantinnion, post: 953950, member: 6”]I call bullshit here. I know for a fact @Bandage is wearing a light blue tie today.
@Bandage is a great guy.[/QUOTE]
Well i guess that answers @croppy[/USER] s question; [USER=6]@briantinnion s tongue
I believe in you, mate.
[QUOTE=“croppy, post: 953942, member: 230”]met bandage round the corner from the office today. he looked psyched. tried to engage him in small talk but he seemed intent on having a quick boast about his dramatic weight loss and then checked his watch and mentioned something about ‘the Frankfurt deal looking rocky’.
i know personality isnt his strongest card but i felt like he was unduly discourteous and frankly somewhat obnoxious.
he wore a navy pinstriped suit with a crisp white shirt and red tie. he sported a hipster like beard that seemed somewhat at odds with his ultra busy, maker and shaker persona.[/QUOTE]
I’d say he’s mortified after he was shown up embarrassingly quickly in his Munster hurling predictions.
That or the latest Game of Thrones episode has literally blown his mind.
Roy Queen mugged him offf.
[QUOTE=“briantinnion, post: 953950, member: 6”]I call bullshit here. I know for a fact @Bandage is wearing a light blue tie today.
@Bandage is a great guy.[/QUOTE]
What sort of weirdo changes his tie during the day just to impress Brian tinnion?
Somethings up with bandage, he was in a hurry from somewhere. If anyone hears of any lunchtime sexual assaults near the canal by a man wearing several ties then please advise the forum.
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I was psyched. You would be too after a wonderful 51 lunch with @Rocko[/USER] and [USER=6]@briantinnion.
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I didn’t change my tie. I wore a light blue Charles Tyrwhitt tie from 8am until 7.30pm today.
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The London and Madrid deals are causing me grief. Not Frankfurt. That King abdicating probably doesn’t realise the knock-on impact his selfish decision had on international project financiers (like me).
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I didn’t really want to stop for small talk with @croppy[/USER] and his colleague. I’ve always found it awkward since the time I asked him what it was like working for [USER=230]@croppy[/USER] only for him to reply that he was actually [USER=230]@croppy[/USER] 's boss. As an aside, [USER=230]@croppy[/USER] had previously claimed to me and [USER=1]@Rocko[/USER] / [USER=1]@Rocko and I that he was Trev’s boss.
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@croppy[/USER] mentioned my weight loss without me instigating it, and my beard too. In hindsight I should have complimented [USER=230]@croppy on his tan.
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I have not turned my back on my friends and I was always career focused. I’m a businessman.
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I do not mention my private life on TFK. Please respect my wishes.
[QUOTE=“Bandage, post: 954015, member: 9”]1. I was psyched. You would be too after a wonderful 51 lunch with @Rocko[/USER] and [USER=6]@briantinnion.
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I didn’t change my tie. I wore a light blue Charles Tyrwhitt tie from 8am until 7.30pm today.
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The London and Madrid deals are causing me grief. Not Frankfurt. That King abdicating probably doesn’t realise the knock-on impact his selfish decision had on international project financiers (like me).
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I didn’t really want to stop for small talk with @croppy[/USER] and his colleague. I’ve always found it awkward since the time I asked him what it was like working for [USER=230]@croppy[/USER] only for him to reply that he was actually [USER=230]@croppy[/USER] 's boss. As an aside, [USER=230]@croppy[/USER] had previously claimed to me and [USER=1]@Rocko[/USER] / [USER=1]@Rocko and I that he was Trev’s boss.
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@croppy[/USER] mentioned my weight loss without me instigating it, and my beard too. In hindsight I should have complimented [USER=230]@croppy on his tan.
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I have not turned my back on my friends and I was always career focused. I’m a businessman.
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I do not mention my private life on TFK. Please respect my wishes.[/QUOTE]
Charles Tyrwhitt:clap:
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Despite many CT shirts it always seems like I’m looking for those fuckers.
word has reached me that recently a TFK member went to a wedding,he knows bandage from going to Celtic games.
On arrival he saw bandage with his new girlfriend. he sat down, across the church from bandage ,waiting for the mass to start and got a text 1 minute later
“please dont call me bandage in front of my new girl,she isnt aware of my online persona”
[QUOTE=“North County Corncrake, post: 954028, member: 80”]word has reached methat recently a TFK member went to a wedding,he knows bandage from going to Celtic games.
On arrival he saw bandage with his new girlfriend. he sat down across the church from bandage for the mass and got a text 1 minute later
“please dont call me bandage in front of my new girl,she isnt aware of my online persona”[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=“North County Corncrake, post: 954028, member: 80”]word has reached methat recently a TFK member went to a wedding,he knows bandage from going to Celtic games.
On arrival he saw bandage with his new girlfriend. he sat down across the church from bandage for the mass and got a text 1 minute later
“please dont call me bandage in front of my new girl,she isnt aware of my online persona”[/QUOTE]
I confirm that I attended a wedding some months back as a guest of my good lady where I was surprised to find that @Tipper had been invited by the groom. The rest of the above post is pure conjecture and idle speculation.
Why would you be ashamed of your online persona? 
I’m not, bro. But I’m Brian to her, not Bandage. He’s somebody I become when I sit down in front of the PC and log onto TFK while sipping a couple of cans of Guinness very late at night.
Without a cloak. 