Just wondering . I regularly attend mass and receive but I haven’t been in years . Might try at Christmas .
It’s the most wonderful sacrament of them all mate. You can absolve yourself of any sort of high jinx.
3 months ago. It was a very poor one that left me unfullfilled. I only had a few curses and a few lies to confess
You didnt confess all your sins so. Did you confess to boxing the lad in the jaw?
25 years ago.
So you are pure as driven snow !
Knock has a lovely approach to confessions. Sit face to face with a priest and get it all out. No veils or curtains… It takes the whole taboo out of it.
Isn’t that standard enough these days?
Anyway I was ambushed by a country priest the night before my wedding nearly ten years ago, he tried to drag out the sin of having a child out of wedlock from me but I wouldn’t give him the satisfaction despite thinking he was a nice old sort, will probably chance another one on the death bed
That never happened.
Come again mate?
It was a very odd thing to make up mate but you’d know best.
That would be just like you, mate.
What if you don’t have a death bed? Would it not be more sensible to go now in case you die unexpectedly? If you believe in all that afterlife nonsense that is.
Ah no you’re grand, I’d say I’ll have nothing better to do on the death bed
100% . Provides great healing. It is better again if followed by reconciliation with any individuals that may have been victims.
I don’t get you, mate?
Deflection. What if you don’t get the benefit of a deathbed?
I’ll go without in that case mate.
Seems a bit risky for a believer. Have you considered Pascal’s wager?
The weekend before I got married. The mammy sent me