When does an Irish accountant officially lose the plot

Things
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  1. when his school receives a Deis grant?
  2. when he gets 300 points in the leaving cert?
  3. when he moves up to Dublin?
  4. when he first pays 3.80 for an artisan cappucino?
  5. when he first eats sourdough bread?
  6. when he turns his back on the GAA?
  7. when he gets the back of his hands waxed?

Any other possibilities?