But Brian is a particular type of cunt. Baz not much better but Brian tops the poll of Offaly cunts.
There was a bouncer above in the glenroyal hotel in maynooth back around 2000, a boxer by the name of Cathal OâGrady. As sound a skin as youâd meet. Fought in the Atlanta Olympics at heavyweight. He refused me in one night as Iâd a hape of free drink on board. No bother says I and I wished him well in his upcoming bout against a yank⌠we got to chatting about boxing and life in general and he lets me in. Sound as a bell.
The night is over bar the shouting and Iâm heading for the feed when my pal gets into bother⌠it turns ugly quick and I share a few hefty dunts out of loyalty with a gentleman clad from head to toe in white. Things escalate and we reluctantly become embroiled in dispute with some neâer-do-well local types and the bouncers are drawn in. Who enters the fray only the bould Grady. My race was ran at that stage and I was delighted at the hiatus. BĂĄn on the other hand took the opportunity to work the crowd and continue proceedings with the Olympian. Poor bastard.
Weâre half ways home when Noelie reveals he may, in fact, have pinched BĂĄnâs birds arse on the way past 
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Seamus seems to be a genuinely alright sort
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The judge seems like a decent sort as well.
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Rare enough you see that now⌠All parties probably satisfied with the outcome and nobody really at fault
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Offaly people are salt of the earth
Jesus I never realised he had 3 ai medals
His loachra Gael was one of the best Iâve seen âŚhis stories from running The pub in London were mad
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He fâd and blindâd and cuntâd his way through it.
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Yeah itâs was pure BIFFO but great viewing
Offaly would never have won an All Ireland were it not for Eugene McGee.
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"Itâs a goal! A goal! A goal for Offaly!"
"They came from the North,
South, East and the West,
But to Mickoâs Machine
They were all second bestâŚ
Sing it with me now boysâŚ
Five-In-A-Row,
Five-In-A-RowâŚ
Whoâd believe weâve got
Five-In-A-Row?"
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Darby not in court, probably jetting back from Augusta with the 2nd most famous Offaly man.
I had a lovely little tour around Offaly today
Youâve the run of the country you fucker.
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I do . Iâm visiting the Ulster champions tomorrow
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Offaly GAA are set to announce that Shane Lowry is going to become a major sponsor of the county.
The Open Champion will be involved in supplementing the playing structures in Offaly with a particular focus at underage level.
There will also be a commercial and fundraising link between the two.
Shaneâs father Brendan was part of the 1982 SFC winning team so the Clara man has always had a keen interest and attended games in both codes when his playing schedule allows.
The full details of the plan are being announced this afternoon.
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Gilroys influence already beginning to be seen in the forward thinking counties âŚ
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