Was hoping there might be a cager category for this.
I would have to go with VW Tiguan, I would break their drivers down into three categories.
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Conservative, recently retired, middle class men in their 60s. Probably held middle management civil service jobs now, possibly a pencil pushing Garda and golf club members, very regimental drivers who will stay under the speed limit at all times when its not needed. Very anxious on the road and extremely slow reversers
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Wives of the above, might have been housewives, retired school teachers or legal/medical secretaries. May also be golf club members. They are erratic on the road and terrible parkers, few scratches on the rear bumper will be inevitable. The car is just too big for them.
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Young mothers generally in their late 30s/40s. On the lower middle class spectrum who aspire to have their husband get them to a point in the future where they will have a Volvo XC90, Mercedes GL or Audi Q5, which likely isn’t going to happen for them. They are terrible drivers and generally take up two car parking spots with the vehicle abandoned at every mad sort of angle. When you meet them on the road they are miles over the white line as they really don’t have any passenger side spatial awareness. They are always wearing sunglasses when driving. The husband will drive the vehicle at weekends, he is generally submissive to his wife and very uptight, a very mediocre driver who will crumble under pressure.
Have we any Tiguan owners here?
