White People Smell Too

Apparently we stink of slightly sour milk or cheese to non whites… Who knew?

Are you sure this isn’t just about you?

No, mate. Every other race gives off a smell, why not white folk? But you’ve probably never even talked to someone the next parish over let alone a different race, you roaster.

Go fuck yourself. The Parish Council is where it’s at you know. The world gets put to rights through a fog of piss and Custard Creams!

I did.

Feckin blacks stink like rust