See thats what Parky should have said
:rolleyes:
Fantastic stuff here from Charlie Brooker on the Jade Goody media coverage.
What does he say in a nut-shell Puke?
He says The Dunph is going nowhere.
In the five months since Jade Goody died from cervical cancer, her husband Jack Tweed appears to have made made a complete recovery from her death, enjoying himself without restraint.
The 22-year-old has been seen drinking with a string of girls at various bars across the capital, not to mention being snapped nude after an all-night party.
But Jade’s widower says he is trying to cope with losing his wife the only way he can.
‘I’m 22, my wife’s dead and I don’t know what the hell to do,’ Jack told the News of the World.
‘I know I’m using alcohol as a crutch, I know it can make me do crazy things, but I can’t see myself pouring out my problems to strangers… They can’t bring Jade back.’
Since Jade’s death in March this year, Jack’s life has seemingly been in a downward spiral.
He was jailed for assaulting a cab driver, missed a memorial service for Jade because he was working with a new girl band, and has had a number of kiss-and-tell stories published by women claiming they’ve slept with him.
But Jack now admits he DID have a one night stand.
‘I’ve slept with one woman since Jade died and that was Lisa O’Connor,’ he told the paper.
'I did it because she kept turning up at every club and gig I went to. It’s no excuse and I’m not proud of myself. I felt dirty and sick afterwards.
‘But how many men have slept with a woman when they’re drunk and regretted it?’
Jack says he cannot be rude to women and tell them to leave him alone because he is paid to bring party-goers into bars and clubs.
But when quizzed that he could decide not to get drunk or be snapped falling out of bars and naked on balconies, Jack justifies his behaviour as part of the grieving process.
‘I won’t grieve to order. I won’t get over Jade the way the public wants me to, because there is no right way. I just have to get through it the best I can,’ he says.
Jack’s one regret is the way his behaviour may been seen by Jade’s two sons, Bobby, six, and Freddie, four.