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When they say Kean is “celebrity lawyer” do they mean he is a lawyer for celebrities or a lawyer who is also a celebrity ???

The latter

He’s an ambulance chaser

This is laughably bad :joy:

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I suppose he could be adopted

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Not sure where else to post this so here’ll do

Paul Galvin today in his column recounts 2 inaccuracies.
1 that he watched Down win from the Canal End in 1992, and
2. He was 10 mins late trying to find the Davin stand. He was fucking late cos the lazy cunt wouldn’t walk up from the Palace and struggled to get a taxi outside

He looks incredibly evil in that mugshot photo.

He’s 10 times worse in person. His face seems to almost bend

That pic does him a favour.

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Thats a brilliant description, I dare say he’d laugh at that himself :grinning:

That’s a 9/11 photo

He’s like a caricature of Bin Laden.

Before resident perverts here chip in, Cindy’s daughter is just 15. Cindy is 50 now and if she hasn’t already been on the place, she certainly falls under the ‘auld birds I would shag’ thread. Had a poster of her up on my wall when I was about 9 until the mother took it down.

Sorry, it’s the rest of the page you’re on about is it?

I think it’s highlighting how they’re perving on a child one part of the page while calling for age tests on refugees on the other.

that’s an absolute belter

"Today he orders a spread of lamb kidneys, pommery mustard sauce and toasted brioche — to start — before moving on to a marrow crumb crust dry aged Irish sirloin steak and peppercorn sauce with a side of duck fat chips. It’s all washed down with two glasses of Chateau de Monteberiot.
This isn’t unusual for the solicitor who tells me he eats out 19 times a week: “Seven lunches, seven breakfasts and then five nights.”

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Unreal unbelievable

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she has a lovely way about her does Niamh

what an opening salvo…

As always, Gerald Kean is in ebullient form, showering compliments like confetti over the waiter and me. In fact, you would be hard pressed to find anyone in Dublin who has seen him any other way.

We had originally planned to meet in Dax restaurant, close to his office, but the opening hours didn’t quite fit his schedule so I inform the PR woman that we will have to pick an alternative venue.
She replies some time later to say that Gerald says “Dax will open for him”. So I put in a call and drop his name. Unfortunately, they won’t.

So here we are — in Peploe’s on St Stephen’s Green — to talk about his latest stint on a reality TV show: Operation Transformation.

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:joy: Class