Words that should exist

Things
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Muldooned.

New blow-ins Fiacra and Roz sent their little princess Saoirse down to U8 camogie. By session 4… Saoirse was muldooned.

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Macarooned.

Stuck in a drive in queue for Supermacs.

Mehruined.

Ruining a social engagement with a bland personality.

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Stoutpourpoo

Going for a shit. Getting most of it out. Sitting for two more minutes and topping it off with the last piece of shit.

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Sorry, I’ll start again.
So if you’re working on the answer to something, does that mean you’re "solutioning " ?

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By season 2, the coach was sipping chai lattes in the clubhouse. He’d been undooned.

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I’m going kayaking with a fella from the swamp in Portmarnock this weekend. I’d be very open minded sort of a fella.

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He probably thinks kayaking is a sex game with spuds.
I’d tread carefully.

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Inform

Next of kin-varadkar

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Yes. There is a problem and you are solutionizing

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Quone

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Askhole

A cunt who asks questions all the time but is not interested in learning anything

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Twunt

Half twat half cunt

All arsehole

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An awful, awful thread.

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Has there been worse? It’s a tribute to that fuckwit @Locke that a few engaged.

Likarzez.

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Love you too, pal

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Craplock - a shit thread on TFK

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‘Limerician’ - a native of Limerick City/County

Yes, I know it sounds like a breed of cattle.

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Nacker rolls off the tongue easier.

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Fubar.