World Darts Championships 2018 @Lakeside - The Greatest Show On Earth

Indeed. As you referenced during the exhibition tournament a few weeks back, Kevin Spiolek sent the Crafty Potter into retirement from top level darts in 1993.

7-0 to Glen " unfortunately I have to stay in the bdo" durrant.

T minus 50 minutes.

Anfield only half full due to the clash with the darts.

Only the bdo could start their final during Liverpool v man city. Mind boggling.

You claim to have a mind?

All the evidence firmly suggests that’s an untrue statement.

7-0 durrant, I won’t be missing much.

You’re so uninterested that you’ve watched every match in the tournament.

On this occasion I would advise you to take your own advice, miss the final, and kindly fuck off.

You should use the time in which you won’t be watching the final to read a book.

Then you might be able to spell basic words.

The Gladiator takes the opening set.

Geezer 1 Duzza 0.

That’s a serious “Ooooooft” from Geezer to our pdc simpleton friend.

Mark has just hit the most picturesque 180 I’ve ever seen.

All three darts right on the bottom wire of the 60.

As Paul Nicholson said, the way he threw those darts, there was room for nine in there.

And that’s on the small Winmau trebles.

Express yourself, create the space.

4 out of 6 on doubles for Geezer, 3 out of 3 for Duzza.

Scintillating finishing, but you expect that in World Pro final.

1-1 in the World Pro final.

Sensational game so far.

2-0 to Geezer in set 3.

He’s playing magic darts.

Mark McGeeney making a mockery of the pdc boot boys.

The Coventry bhoy leads 2-1.

Superb from Duzza. 2-2.

This final couldn’t be better poised.

Geezer is nailing his two dart finishes. 44 and 92 in two darts this set so far.

These are the darts equivalent of the ground out 1-0 away wins that win you league titles.

Double trouble for Duzza and Geezer mops up to lead 3-2.

Crucial 86 finish from Duzza in leg 3 of set 6.

Geezer was threatening to break.

3-3 at the break. You couldn’t fit a cigarette paper between these two, it’s so close.

Little RIchard Ashdown is one of sport’s great characters.

I never thought anybody could replace the late, great Martin Fitzmaurice as MC, but Richard has become a star in his own right.

He hasn’t tried to copy Martin - he’s brought his own style and panache to the role.

Different, but equally good.