Would you ride a bird?

I saw a good looking bird the other morning on my way to work; she had dark hair, a nice face and a good figure so I gave her a real stare as she passed by me. It was then that I noticed she had a little Jeremy Beadle arm flapping in the breeze. Fooking hell, I didn’t know what to think. I eventually concluded that I probably would ride her if it was covered up with a tea towel or something. Any opinions?

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I saw a good looking bird the other morning on my way to work; she had dark hair, a nice face and a good figure so I gave her a real stare as she passed by me. It was then that I noticed she had a little Jeremy Beadle arm flapping in the breeze. Fooking hell, I didn’t know what to think. I eventually concluded that I probably would ride her if it was covered up with a tea towel or something. Any opinions?
[/quote]What is a Jeremy Beadle arm Bandage?? :unsure:

I’m not sure I can post pictures in work but hopefully you can check out the late, great man’s little hand here:
http://www.warwickshire.gov.uk/corporate/corpimag.nsf/allposted/5FCB0A14F3B59422802573000038F249/$file/Jeremy-Beadle-210.jpg

:unsure:

A tea towel, classic stuff Bando.

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I’m not sure I can post pictures in work but hopefully you can check out the late, great man’s little hand here:
http://www.warwickshire.gov.uk/corporate/corpimag.nsf/allposted/5FCB0A14F3B59422802573000038F249/$file/Jeremy-Beadle-210.jpg
[/quote] :lol: http://inlinethumb48.webshots.com/31151/2060231810104827188S600x600Q85.jpg
The question should be would you take a handjob off a bird with a Jeremy Beadle hand!

Was it a stumpy hand or arm? I’d prob do one with stumpy hand as her other hand would no doubt be quite dexterous and she could do all sorts with your dicky rock. I have had friends who have rattled dwarves and birds with stump fingers but these lads would get up on a cracked plate.

It was a stumpy arm with the hand being in proportion to it. So it was just flapping away there like it had a mind of its own. However, I also noted that she was carrying a take-away coffee cup in her normal hand. It was something like this: http://www.worldofstock.com/slides/PFO7819.jpg so you’d have to be confident in her ability to handle the cock with that.

On a total tangent.

Anyone ever notice Martin Carneys baby finger?

fair disgusting

Sounds like she’s out of your league Bandage, maybe if she has two gammy arms…

How many people would find out about me riding said lady, that is normally how I make these decisions

And they were cracking up and he loved it ‘cause it was nothing vicious. Some ‘comedians’ would have picked on other stuff been a bit more nasty. Like he’s (Eric Hitchmo) got a little withered hand like Jeremy Beadle, I didn’t mention it. No need.

Later on:

He (Eric Hitchmo) talks exactly like that. Doesn’t he, Gareth?
I prefer the stuff you do about his little hand.
I don’t do stuff about his little hand.
Yeah you do, the wanking claw…

I only read the main thread title and my answer is a definite no.

Why?

Afraid of ruffling a few feathers I’d say.

Just think of how big your little soldier would look in her gammy hand!!

I like thin birds, so if she was thin I could perhaps overlook a gimpy arm. For instance if the thin hot Polish bird called Ela in my local Eurospar had a little gimpy arm this would certainly not void a potential short term or indeed a longer term relationship.

It would mean some messy rolls and sandwiches from her though.

:lol:

As opposed to fat birds , SS?