Zlatan - a thread for the former non believers to apologise

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This thread must be Ncc’s most succesful Wum yet :clap: :clap:

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Watchyourtoes, nastiness and aggression oozes out of your posts. I don’t engage in such behaviour so I’m going to refrain from commenting further on your abusive musings.

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Nice one,saves me the bother of having to interact with you. B)

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Ibrahimovic is a poor man’s Dimitar Berbatov and his name sounds like some kind of Vaginal discharge.Got Lucky last night when he came up against a makeshift defence.

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[quote=“Whiplash, post: 409888”]
Ibrahimovic is a poor man’s Dimitar Berbatov and his name sounds like some kind of Vaginal discharge.Got Lucky last night when he came up against a makeshift defence.
[/quote]You are young but you are wise grasshopper. :clap:

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32 games this season with Barça in all competition- 20 goals, 8 assists.
Stats of a good signing I reckon.

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This is a fucking sticky!!

Get out of it.

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OK I suppose, he’s no Romelu Lukaku

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Rocko and Bandage trying to enforce their will upon the people. No retreat.

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Which one is Goebelles?

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ffs he should have had a hattrick in the first half last night. comparing him to van basten. jesus wept. he is about at the same level as robbie keane.(who has more impressive goals stats at both international and club level.especially when you consider half ibras goals have been scored in the swedish and dutch leagues)

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seriously would you ever get your facts right…You’re only making a fool of yourself

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the facts are zlatan has got 98 goals in the spanish and italian leagues. (the dutch and particulary the swedish leagues dont count) robbie keane has a 112 goals in premiership. zlatan has 22 international goals. keane has 41. so obviously keane is better. ibra needed 4 good chances before he scored last night.

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Actually Zlatan has scored 162 goals altogether in the Spanish and Italian Leagues (211 if you include the Dutch league-which you don’t) but he also scored 19 in the Champions League for Ajax, 18 for Juve, 14 for Inter and 7 so far for Barça.

So “the facts are” you’re making a show of yourself on here, again.

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if this zlatan prick was any good, he would have scored 7 goals last night. the fact that he only scored 2 goals out of a possible of 7 only further proves what a fraud this player is and it also proves that most of ye know fuckall about soccer if ye think he is anyway good.

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There is nothing sadder than a bunch of lads boasting about ‘facts’ on the internet. The truth of the matter is that you would all probably faint with excitement if you got anywhere remotely near a fact!

You are all fucking pathetic.

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You’re a boring nauseating dickwad though WTB.

That’s close to fact.

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Perhaps. But I tend not to miss the glaringly obvious.

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Sorry yeah, I was harsh-you’re not boring.

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:lol:

Maybe in another ten minutes you might get what the other post was about. But probably not. You’re as thick as any cunt that ever graced this forum.