Zlatan - a thread for the former non believers to apologise

Rudi · November 10, 2011, 11:18am

Brilliant!

Piles_Hussain · November 10, 2011, 12:40pm

This lad sounds like a bigger douchebag with every quote.

Its always been obvious that Mido was shit but how the fuck did he miss that nose

Rudi · November 13, 2011, 2:21am

“An injured Zlatan is a pretty serious thing for any team.”

:lol:

gola · November 13, 2011, 12:19pm

Of course you are, sure you’re an insatiable lickarse.

Mac · December 6, 2011, 2:12pm

When asked on his feelings about not being nominated for Balon d’Or

In my head I am the strongest of all. I certainly don’t need the Ballon d’Or to prove that I am number one.

:lol: :barcasmile:

myboyblue · December 6, 2011, 2:17pm

Missed this before, incredibly edgy from gola.

count_of_monte_crist · December 6, 2011, 2:26pm

from the score.ieZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC ISN’T worried by the fact that he hasn’t been nominated alongside the world’s biggest stars for the FIFA Ballon d’Or.
He doesn’t need the Ballon d’Or. If anything, the Ballon d’Or needs him.
The Barcelona duo of Lionel Messi and Xavi are joined by Real Madrid’s Cristiano Ronaldo on the three-man shortlist for the prize which was announced yesterday.
But speaking to Telefoot, Zlatan — the most self-confident man in football, except for Nicklas Bendtner — said that he’s not that concerned by the snub.

Mac · December 6, 2011, 2:28pm

:rolleyes:

Bandage · December 6, 2011, 2:31pm

Very strange to see Zlatan often compared to players like Bendtner and Berbatov.

myboyblue · December 6, 2011, 2:33pm

Tall, greasy and pikey?

Rudi · December 6, 2011, 2:57pm

Zlatan is rather modest when you consider his ability and medals.

myboyblue · December 6, 2011, 2:59pm

I’d be modest too if I claimed honours arising from fixed games in a fixed league at the time.

Rudi · December 6, 2011, 3:02pm

They weren’t fixed, just skewed. Besides any league would be skewed when only one team can have Zlatan.

myboyblue · December 6, 2011, 3:17pm

Ah here :lol:

Rudi · January 27, 2012, 1:59pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFuSsg4wO-g

The second interview where someone tells Zlatan he has to go to training is class!

Big_Dan_Campbell · February 15, 2012, 8:41pm

A truly special player

Bishop_Brennan · February 15, 2012, 8:42pm

anyone would look good against that arsenal team

Rudi · February 15, 2012, 8:45pm

Just imagined if he played in the EPL?

Zlatan could bring his beach towel and a few cocktails out on the pitch with him and still decide games.

anon95599269 · February 15, 2012, 9:26pm

this thread will be very busy the next few days

2 assists and a goal vs the best of england

croppy_boy · February 15, 2012, 9:29pm

:strokechin: They’re only the Valencia equivalent of the EPL in fairness.