Zlatan - a thread for the former non believers to apologise

[Flano]

@north county corncrake

the ausies showed how tough gga players are- tommy o rapekids begged to be taken off at half time agaisnt them

And John Joe Fiddledestick refused to go on.

[croppy_boy]

@north county corncrake

how many in major finals?

He has a 100% record in major finals, played in none and scored in none.

Not that it matters though as this merely goes on the illustrate the previous point that he made his own goals and was not carried on the the shoulders of others a la Inzaghi (never mind the fact that Ruud has played in less games to get to 60 goals).

[anon95599269]

@Flano

And John Joe Fiddledestick refused to go on.

yes i heard that - TJ Mac toddlerfuck feigned injury so he wouldnt have to play them

[anon95599269]

[quote=“croppy_boy”]He has a 100% record in major finals, played in none and scored in none.

Not that it matters though as this merely goes on the illustrate the previous point that he made his own goals and was not carried on the the shoulders of others a la Inzaghi (never mind the fact that Ruud has played in less games to get to 60 goals).[/quote]

case closed

[croppy_boy]

@north county corncrake

case closed

Thinly veiled: You have me with the last point so I’ll pretend I didn’t read it all.

[Bandage]

The point was made a few pages back about Zlatan scoring goals on the back of other players’ work, getting tap ins if you will. Not that there’s anything wrong with being a predator in the box but it displays a complete lack of knowledge about Zlatan. Rarely has a player scored such a variety of goals - individual efforts, both feet, inside and outside the box and proficient in the air too. Plus his ability to manipulate the football in close quarters means he gets shit loads of assists too. Some cluessless cunts on here when it comes to football.

[Watch_The_Break]

@Bandage

The point was made a few pages back about Zlatan scoring goals on the back of other players’ work, getting tap ins if you will. Not that there’s anything wrong with being a predator in the box but it displays a complete lack of knowledge about Zlatan. Rarely has a player scored such a variety of goals - individual efforts, both feet, inside and outside the box and proficient in the air too. Plus his ability to manipulate the football in close quarters means he gets shit loads of assists too. Some cluessless cunts on here when it comes to football.

Cool story

[tipptops]

@Bandage

The point was made a few pages back about Zlatan scoring goals on the back of other players’ work, getting tap ins if you will. Not that there’s anything wrong with being a predator in the box but it displays a complete lack of knowledge about Zlatan. Rarely has a player scored such a variety of goals - individual efforts, both feet, inside and outside the box and proficient in the air too. Plus his ability to manipulate the football in close quarters means he gets shit loads of assists too. Some cluessless cunts on here when it comes to football.

Whats your opinion on Cristiano Ronaldo? As a footballer, like.

[gola]

@Bandage

The point was made a few pages back about Zlatan scoring goals on the back of other players’ work, getting tap ins if you will. Not that there’s anything wrong with being a predator in the box but it displays a complete lack of knowledge about Zlatan. Rarely has a player scored such a variety of goals - individual efforts, both feet, inside and outside the box and proficient in the air too. Plus his ability to manipulate the football in close quarters means he gets shit loads of assists too. Some cluessless cunts on here when it comes to football.

Eh, think they were on about Pippo there Bandini. There’s two thrilling arguments going on at the same time on this thread!

[Mac]

@Bandage

The point was made a few pages back about Messi scoring goals on the back of other players’ work, getting tap ins if you will. Not that there’s anything wrong with being a predator in the box but it displays a complete lack of knowledge about Messi. Rarely has a player scored such a variety of goals - individual efforts, both feet, inside and outside the box and proficient in the air too. Plus his ability to manipulate the football in close quarters means he gets shit loads of assists too. Some cluessless cunts on here when it comes to football.

[Pikeman]

Just checking the stats there-Zlatan has 9 goals in 11 League games, PLUS 4 assists. (Ronaldo has yet to get an assist).

Keep it up big man :barcasmile:

[Special_Olympiakos]

http://timesonline-emails.co.uk/go.asp?/bTNL001/mFAMAJ1F/qOJDAJ1F/uAU3VZV1/x2WE1J1F/cutf%2D8

[myboyblue]

@Special Olympiakos

http://timesonline-emails.co.uk/go.asp?/bTNL001/mFAMAJ1F/qOJDAJ1F/uAU3VZV1/x2WE1J1F/cutf%2D8

Clicked through to that link SO, and found this one after it.

[media=youtube]Xds1nBjyZT0&NR=1

[Special_Olympiakos]

Thanks mbb, it was blocked in work for me. I was hoping it was the pass from the other night?

[myboyblue]

@Special Olympiakos

Thanks mbb, it was blocked in work for me. I was hoping it was the pass from the other night?

Yep, pretty ourrageous skill, the look on the defenders face was one of utter bewilderment.

[Bandage]

Zlatan’s drag back, flicked through balls for Pique and Pedro have been my personal highlights of his time with Barcelona so far. Majestic.

[WhiskeyInTheJar]

i see this over-hyped piece of shit is going through a major goal-drought. he is bloody useless.

[anon95599269]

@WhiskeyInTheJar

i see this over-hyped piece of shit is going through a major goal-drought. he is bloody useless.

who? johnjoe fiddlesticks?

zlatan is pacing himself for the business end of the season

[WhiskeyInTheJar]

@north county corncrake

zlatan is pacing himself for the business end of the season

if he was such a great player, he wouldn’t have to pace himself. he is a fraud.

[anon95599269]

@WhiskeyInTheJar

if he was such a great player, he wouldn’t have to pace himself. he is a fraud.

stick to agriball mate