I emptied a can of FCUK deodrant on me this morning and I still have a small degree of Camachos.
This thread & scale deals solely with the sweatiness of underpants. It was never designed to be used to measure armpits (unless of course you spray a can of deodorant on your balls)
Yeah, and…
I had to do a few trips away from the desk yesterday, the swamp arse got so bad at one stage I had to go in for a precautionary wipe of the hole. Quick check, no brown. Good to go.
And how does an anti-smell spray stop you sweating like a paedo in a barney suit? Try using anti perspirant instead of deoderant.
I might have to pop into the jacks in a bit to stand under the hand dryer with my pants open and boxers pulled forward to allow the air flow to dry and refresh my ball area.
we’ve the Dyson yokes that you have to put your hands into… i suppose you could straddle it and dip in your bag
Well la di da.
A blast of thin air at 400mph would be like a flick on the nuts, not advisable
Hardly, he might be a barman or waiter 
[QUOTE=“artfoley, post: 961262, member: 179”]A blast of thin air at 400mph would be like a flick on the nuts, not advisable
Hardly, he might be a barman or waiter :D[/QUOTE]
We have one installed in chez Esteban 
26 degrees here in North London, I wear a heavy underpants in this weather to absorb the sweat so it doesn’t come out through my trousers, I am wearing a white cotton shirt and it is drenched in sweat
7 and rising
I’m hitting 9 on the scale here. 
Im on an 8.5, not helped by an earlier luas crash which meant i had to run to phoenix house to be there for 9.30. This is not a day for wearing a suit
Id say @farmerinthecity is on his 4th can of lynx by now.
just went for a stroll around outside the offices. Definite moistness. I’d say a 6.5.
Was reconsidering my views on those suit pants shorts earlier on.
I’m not gonna lie, so was I
7 down from a 9. Had a meeting this afternoon with no windows that open. Supposedly it’s common place in building built by The Princes Trust as Charlie doesn’t see the point. FFS
Our children will look back on us with contempt at our backwardness as the air circulates their balls on a warm day.
9.5 on couch here in south galway… comfy tracksuit bottoms are making maggots as I type.