2015 Summer Transfer Window Thread

http://thestar.ie/deal-done-man-united-beat-liverpool-to-sign-christian-benteke-in-32-5m-deal/

Might not get him after all

Liverpool dodged a bullet there.

United are only hoping to jack the price at best

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How do you jack up the price when there’s a release clause?

He’s Liverpool bound mate, don’t worry. It’s done.

Some amount of po-faced, taking themselves too seriously on Liverpool forums (maybe every football forum)

Obviously where lads who threatened to take their ball home ended up

NEXT TIME I READ “IF BENTEKE DOESN’T WORK OUT, RODGERS WILL GET SACKED” OR WORDS TO THAT EFFECT, EVERY FUCKING THREAD ON HERE IS GETTING CLOSED.

GANG OF FUCKING HELMETS.

Have five minutes to think about whether you want to be the twat who gets everything closed for everyone else.

Oh, and I’ll make sure you can’t post on the transfer forum again too, just in case you fancy trying to be a funny fucker.

Where’s that from? — waste of time frequenting any soccer boards- you won’t find bigger retards anywhere, not even on premierview.

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redandwhitekop.com

I look in there now and then although less and less - its mental - no discussion on matches allowed during matches - just two lads doing a commentary/updates

By and large, Soccer fans are tits.

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Agree. Complete bellends like yourself.

Oh Look who was given his balls back for 10mins… get back in your gimp outfit, gimp.

Go buy “princess” a bottle of wine in Topaz and spend your Christmas in Knocknaheeny, you fucking limp wristed hipster.

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Don’t forget to pack your boot cut jeans for your ‘road trip’, pal. The great thing about driving from Ireland is you can load up on packs of tayto, Barry’s tea and Denny sausages before you go…it will be like you never left home…you roaster cunt. And you can put inverted commas around princess all you want, it won’t deflect from the fact that your Mrs has two sets of balls, hers and yours.

Be very careful here, Mousey.

Keep the fuck out of this you.

I don’t eat sausages, you fucking slum dwelling peasant. At least we will have a good time on holidays and not have extended periods of angry silence while I update the board every 15 minutes on my comings and goings like a fucking oddball.

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You’ll get it at training next week, bro. I’ll fucking cut you in half.

Yeah - singing kumbaya for 12hrs on a British motorway will be a real hoot… Will you all wear matching outfits or have zany tshirts that say i’m with stupid and a bigger arrow pointing to the driver?? You’ll probably spend two days making a playlist of meaningful songs for the trip to learn em all how hip you are, so you will.

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