I prefer this little ditty myself.
Sturridge says he wants to fight for his place - it is like getting a 50m striker back!
Anfield is an Alisson Wonderland.
Allison, I know this defence is killing you,
Bruce Grobbelaar left Liverpool in 1994.
For 24 years weāve been waiting for a keeper like Alisson.
Lets hope the strikersā aim isnāt true.
Karius, Karius, who the fuck is Karius
Have Spurs signed anyone yet?
Spurs are aiming for top of the next spend table next year
Rumour they are looking to sign Karius as cover for Lloris
How much will Liverpool have to pay them to do that?
They offered Roma Karius in part exchange but that saw the fee rise to 80m!
Alan Shatter is a big Spurs fan.
Surprising that.
Finance Minister Paschal Donohoe is a Tottenham Hotspur fan.
He loves how fiscally responsible they are
Thatās a shock alright
I saw Alan in Searsonās the night Spurs played AC Milan in the San Siro in the Championās league last 16. He went mental when Crouchy knocked in the winner.
I saw him on the new Vincent Browne show a few weeks back and he was asked if was enjoying the World Cup.
He said that he doesnāt really follow it but keeps an eye out for the Spurs players and was delighted that Lloris was progressing well with France.