2025 Irish Presidential Election

McRapist polling 7%.

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Bertie issuing a come and get me plea on RTE One just now.

I didn’t see it and I hope plenty of others missed it too.

Is there an alternative to Bertie in FF I wonder for the nomination?

Micheal saved the party once, he can do it again.

Trying to choose between Mairead (let them drown)McGuinness and Bertie (i won it on the horses) Ahern would be a classic old school FF v FG contest. Both parties could pretend they are not actually the same for a few months. Just like old times.

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Any chance Bertie would win?

I’d say Bertie would romp it

Never doubt the hold FF have over the voters of this country.

It’s like this.

If Tony Blair was leading the British Labour Party into a General Election tomorrow, they’d walk it.

If Bill Clinton or Barack Obama were running in a US Presidential Election to be held tomorrow, they’d walk it.

People won’t be voting specifically for Bertie Ahern, they’ll be voting to pretend it’s May 2002 and that Roy Keane is going to drive Ireland to World Cup glory and aren’t those SSRI accounts great, I mean SSIA accounts.

They’ll be voting to MAKE IRELAND GREAT AGAIN, they’ll be voting to pretend we’re back in the that 10 year period between 1995 and 2005 which was the only time in the history of the state where we haven’t felt we were a total shithole.

Eddie Jordan’s death has concentrated minds. The Irish public now realise they need to hang onto every last vestige of that period.

Bertie is going to do it.

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Bertie was a proper Statesman. And that’s all that would be required in this role. He’s the outstanding candidate

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Did FG ever consider Indakinny as a candidate? He’d romp home if nominated.

Enda against Bertie would be a fascinating contest actually

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And Kenny would win it.

Do you think so? My money would be on Bertie if it came down to it

The reality is there’s very little real anger against Bertie out there any more.

Would leave the way wide open for a third candidate to come up the rails. An anything but them cunts candidate.

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We were never really mad at Bertie. Just disappointed

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I tried to google Bertie’s net worth there now. I didn’t get any hits.

Seemingly he can’t have a net worth because he still doesn’t have a bank account.

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When exactly will we know all the runners and riders?