A New TFK Rule

[Bandage]

I was very excited to see the Poetry Resurrected thread bumped overnight, but equally as disappointed to see it was because lapsed member @The_Scouse_Cafu deleted an emotional poem from several years ago. Many of us have grasped with unrequited love at some stage, it’s a shame to lose that kind of raw and heartfelt content.

[TheBird]

@Bandage

I was very excited to see the Poetry Resurrected thread bumped overnight, but equally as disappointed to see it was because lapsed member @The_Scouse_Cafu deleted an emotional poem from several years ago. Many of us have grasped with unrequited love at some stage, it’s a shame to lose that kind of raw and heartfelt content.

Was Sid doing a bit of housekeeping?

[Copper_pipe]

@Bandage

I was very excited to see the Poetry Resurrected thread bumped overnight, but equally as disappointed to see it was because lapsed member @The_Scouse_Cafu deleted an emotional poem from several years ago. Many of us have grasped with unrequited love at some stage, it’s a shame to lose that kind of raw and heartfelt content.

It also appears that @the_scouse_cafu has put their profile on hidden. Maybe so that people couldn’t find his/her old posts.

If this is the case, their efforts will be a complete waste of time thanks to the forums search facility.

If you search “@the_scouse_cafu” all the posts will appear…

[Rocko]

@Copper_pipe

…35 “new users” in the last 7 days

If anybody wants to vouch for anyone who is looking to join feel free to send me a PM.

[Copper_pipe]

@Rocko

If anybody wants to vouch for anyone who is looking to join feel free to send me a PM and a score through revolut/paypal.

Fixed.

[Mac]

Point them to this thread (which you could open up) while their membership is being reviewed Rocko

Supporting TFK

As some of you wise people might know, running TFK is not free*. I’ve always been reluctant to look for money to help support the costs of TFK and extremely grateful and surprised by the generosity of those who have donated money in the past. I mentioned recently that I would make things a little easier for anyone who wanted to contribute and I’m happy to say that I haven’t made it all that much easier but I’m going to promote it anyway. I’ve created 3 new “membership levels” called Silver, …

[glenshane]

@Sidney

Can someone find Sid’s post on Candice Picklington and post it in here?

Thanks.

After Kilkenny’s latest All-Ireland victory, I spoke exclusively to star player Canice Picklington about what makes the man behind the face mask. And as I’m sure you’ll agree, the nine-times All-Ireland medallist has some very interesting things to say.

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Me: Tell us a bit about yourself Canice:

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Canice: Ah there wouldn’t really be too much to tell now. I’m a hurling man, I suppose.

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Me: Tell us a bit about your family:

Canice: Ah yeah, myself and Rachel have been married for five years now. We’re very happy with what we have. All the lads went to the wedding and they made a guard of honour with hurleys, which was a nice touch, as we all play hurling, like. Rachel goes out to a neighbour’s house in the evenings a lot. She doesn’t tell me what she’s doing but I suppose everybody is entitled to their little secrets. That gives me time to stay at home and mind our three kids, Harry, Janice and Canice Junior.

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Me: Do you enjoy music?

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Canice: I like a bit of Coldplay. They’re a very good band. The Script as well, it’s good to see an Irish band doing well as it’s good for the country. And of course U2, they’re great for the country too and I really respect Bono for all his charity work.

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Me: Have you any hobbies?

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Canice: Hurling I suppose. 'Tis difficult to get time to do much else. I like to relax by watching a bit of television. Grey’s Anatomy is very good, and Friends, I think that’s very funny, especially Joey. I love films as well. , I have a DVD of The Shawshank Redemption. I’ve seen it ten times now. Brian Cody gave me a lend of Nightmare on Elm Street but I haven’t seen it yet. It’s supposed to be very good.

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Me: What do you work at?

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Canice: I work inside in the city selling agricultural insurance. It’s important to have insurance as you can never be too careful about things that can happen. I’d help out the odd time at my father TJ’s farm as well. My brothers Walter, Henry, Nigel and PJ help out too. It keeps you grounded. The job is good because they give me a car. It’s a silver Toyota Yaris. Rachel has a silver Yaris too. It’s a lovely car. I think I’ll get another silver Yaris when I’m finished with this one.

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Canice: Jeez, that’s a good question. I suppose I’d have to say black or amber because they’re the Kilkenny colours. Although I like green as well because it reminds me of the green grass of a hurling pitch.

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Me; Do you follow any other sports?

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Canice: Ah, I wouldn’t have much time now, I suppose, but I’d watch the odd rugby match. I like to see the Irish teams do well as it’s good for the country.

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Me: Do you take an interest in politics?

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Canice: Ah I wouldn’t have any strong views, I suppose, and I wouldn’t know much about it, although I’ve great time for our local TDs here, and I’d always be willing to help out if Phil Hogan or John McGuinness needed a bit of a hand. Phil is a good hurling man and I’d never see him stuck. He was talking to me recently about the European referendum which is coming up in a couple of months and asked if I’d be able to say a few words in support of it for a video the government is putting together. I don’t really know very much about it, but I was glad to say yes, as it’s very important for the country, I suppose.

Phil has asked me to think about possibly standing for Fine Gael at the next election, and John for Fianna Fail. I don’t have the time at the moment obviously but I said I’d definitely think about it over the next while and sure I’d probably be retired from hurling at that stage anyway. I wouldn’t like to say no to either of them and sure, why not?

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I’ve also been sounded out about carrying the torch for the Commonwealth Games when it passes through Kilkenny in a couple of years time. I’d like to do that as it sounds interesting. The Queen was a very nice woman too when I met her last year.

Have you any superstitions on match day? Ah yeah, I suppose I’d always go to mass, like. Even though I’m Church of Ireland, I always like to go to mass as it’s good luck. I always wear the black glove that DJ gave me after he retired on my left hand as well.

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Canice: Definitely any of the A v B games in training. Savage intensity, like.

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Me: With the drawn game against Galway level in the dying minutes, was Henry right to go for a point from the penalty?

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Canice: Ah, yeah, I think so, like. I’d always be of the opinion that you should take the points and the goals will come.

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Me: Tell us a bit about the rest of the Kilkenny team:

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Canice: Ah, I couldn’t say too much about them, but they’re all a great bunch of lads. There’d be some fierce characters I suppose. Welshy, Taggy, Cha and Jackie are all a good laugh and we have the craic together. People say we’re dull but I can tell you that’s definitely not the case. I mean I like to have the craic as much as anybody. I mean I had four pints on the Tuesday afternoon after the All-Ireland this year.

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Me: I notice you refer to some other players by their nicknames. Have you got a nickname yourself?

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Canice; No.

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Me: What do you think of people who say that Kilkenny are the greatest team of all-time?

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Ah that’s not up to me to say, I suppose. 'Tis nice to get a bit of praise, but you can’t let it go to your head. We know the bitter pain of defeat as much as anybody after losing to Cork in 1999. I suppose that’s what drives us on. I mean you’re only as good as your last game. There’s always teams who have the ability to beat you. Like, any time we play Wexford it’s always a 50-50 game. Offaly too. Dublin have improved an awful lot. I suppose every game is 50-50. We don’t have any time to think about it anyway as we have the club championship now which I know all the lads will be aiming to give a right go.

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Me: Thanks, Canice. It’s been rivetting.

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Canice: Ah, sure no prolem at all. Any time, apart from when it’s not the week after an All-Ireland.

@myboyblue

Sid is Csnice?

If he’d been thrown a few likes none of this would have happened. There’s a lot to unpack here…

[flattythehurdler]

The bit about the yaris is lovely.

[glenshane]

I was thinking more about sid’s grandiose notions about his literary talents, his surreptitious bump of the post to the ‘post of the year thread’ and using canice as a vehicle to plague all our houses. A lot of stored resentment…!
(I took an optional psychology module in first year- AND passed the exam after a resit.)

[TheBird]

Poor old rudi was banned for a 1000 odd years

[Cicero_Dandi]

What did Rudi do to deserve such a ban?

[myboyblue]

Hard to know, but I must say he took it with remarkable stoicism, he’s to be respected for that.

[Cicero_Dandi]

Looks like he was banned for speaking out against my banning on the Ulster rugby rape trial.

I didn’t know that, it was incredibly brave to know someone cared so much about me and my right to educate and enlighten others.

[glenshane]

It’ll slip in before anyone even realises… as he said to himself before embarking to Australia

[johnnysachs]

Almost reminds me of that scene in the movie The Beach where one of the swedish fishermen gets a shark bite and subsequently gangrene. No one in the idyllic haven can tolerate the smell or constant wailing so so they abandon him in the middle of the jungle somewhere. Out of sight and out of mind. Unlike the fisherman though Sidney only has himself to blame. Tagging Irelands woke brigade and putting up screenshots is a sign of a very deranged individual. What does he hope to achieve…his position as the shrieking voice of the left if he was to return here would be untenable.

[johnnysachs]

Whatever tiny morsel of credibility he had disappeared with that tweet.

[Fitzy]

A Swedish jungle?

[Cicero_Dandi]

I’d like to give @sidney a big hug.

Denis O’Brien and his cronies* gave targeted him just like did Gemma O’Doherty. They have poisoned him and made him mentally unwell.

• Could possibly have been the CIA or KGB.

[Tim_Riggins]

He did this before trying to get attention (tweeter John Connors iirc), so the warning was there.

He has been enabled by a few people on here. He took a break for a while last year and came back much the saner for it, for a time.

[glasagusban]

@johnnysachs

Whatever tiny morsel of credibility he had disappeared with that tweet.

A clever and underhand move by whoever was trying to take him down.