A Thread To Post About Sharks


#81

I’d say the retarded music was drawing them in, not the bait.


#82


#83

A top, top shark.


#84

Off to look for sharks today, bhoys.


#85

Best of luck pal, a great day for it


#86

Cage dive?


#87

Fucking bastards…


#88

No, pal. A 10km coastal trek. We were told by various folk there’s been a load of great white sharks knocking around lately but we didn’t see any. Some surfer chap had his leg bitten off and his mate had a chunk taken out of his buttocks. Maybe locals were taking the piss out of us though. On a more positive note, we saw seals, whales and crickets. I’m bolloxed now - it took over 4 hours and involved a lot of climbing up rocks and such like.


#89

Delighted for those surfer cunts.


#90

I googled it and it seems the locals are telling the truth:
http://www.nikkiridley.co.za/knysna/shark-attacks-plett-buffalo-bay-june-27-2015/

We were at the Robberg Nature Reserve overlooking Plett Bay but no sharks.


#91

Did you go on safari yet, pal?


#92

No, mate. Heading for a bit of safari for a few days from tomorrow.


#93

Sounds wonderful pal. Dont forget to leave the window down when on safari, it aerodynamic and leaving it closed is a great insult to native tribesmen (not me laz flatty and kp)


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#96

Please don’t post this on Facebook or Twitter as I don’t want to be threatened and vilified like that poor dentist from USA, pal. But I spotted a white lion stalking a warthog just after dawn this morning so I killed both of them with my bare hands.


#97

Kill or be killed, law of the jungle. Kudos, Bandage.


#98

It’s simple science


#99

Seriously bro, what’s happening there?


#100

Someone is asking too many questions. That’s what’s happening.