I’d say the retarded music was drawing them in, not the bait.
A top, top shark.
Off to look for sharks today, bhoys.
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Best of luck pal, a great day for it
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Cage dive?
Fucking bastards…
No, pal. A 10km coastal trek. We were told by various folk there’s been a load of great white sharks knocking around lately but we didn’t see any. Some surfer chap had his leg bitten off and his mate had a chunk taken out of his buttocks. Maybe locals were taking the piss out of us though. On a more positive note, we saw seals, whales and crickets. I’m bolloxed now - it took over 4 hours and involved a lot of climbing up rocks and such like.
Delighted for those surfer cunts.
I googled it and it seems the locals are telling the truth:
http://www.nikkiridley.co.za/knysna/shark-attacks-plett-buffalo-bay-june-27-2015/
We were at the Robberg Nature Reserve overlooking Plett Bay but no sharks.
Did you go on safari yet, pal?
No, mate. Heading for a bit of safari for a few days from tomorrow.
Sounds wonderful pal. Dont forget to leave the window down when on safari, it aerodynamic and leaving it closed is a great insult to native tribesmen (not me laz flatty and kp)
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Please don’t post this on Facebook or Twitter as I don’t want to be threatened and vilified like that poor dentist from USA, pal. But I spotted a white lion stalking a warthog just after dawn this morning so I killed both of them with my bare hands.
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Kill or be killed, law of the jungle. Kudos, Bandage.
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It’s simple science
Seriously bro, what’s happening there?
Someone is asking too many questions. That’s what’s happening.
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