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There was a surgeon near the back of the plane as well and Bruno beckoned him forward and briefly consulted with him before whispering in his ear ā€œIā€™m taking itā€.

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My Captain

:smiley:

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Not a fucking hope. And this is coming (yurt) from a man with five children.

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Viagra or Cocaine.
Take your pick. Or perhaps both togetherā€¦

Youā€™d be a hard nosed drug taker if you could handle that

Rock hard, like a MMA champion.

Not McGregors claim. Its the other lads claim. McGregor claims he had sex twice with her but had a nap in between. The poor lad is getting old like the rest of us

Lads here need to get their test checked if they canā€™t lash this out.

https://twitter.com/Caolanmcaree/status/1857957936624021686?t=cW2pMzczVCmJvEDykrkG-w&s=19

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The Irish rugby jersey is a lovely touch

"Never underestimate the stupidity of the masses.

Iā€™ve a friend in Essex whos family own a tarrying company.

They have over 40 trucks on the road. Specialise in airport runways.

Iā€™d say every last one of their drivers was Eastern European.

I was at their Brexit party celebration :grinning:"

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Youā€™re a nawful man

What exactly donā€™t you believe?

https://twitter.com/ewanmackenna/status/1858535979109208067?s=46

Amazing stuff from Ewan; highlighting alleged racism by dogwhistling racists

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Like a lot of his posts that is pretty hard to decipher. He struggles to construct a coherent sentence which is a bit of a setback for a journalist.

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he will be seething that this shit wont go down well on bluesky

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