A thread to post stories or things that you believe never happened

Indeed,it’s a belter.I often use that line"and everyone stood up an applauded" when I hear a bullshit story.Even though nobody gets it I have a good chuckle to myself :smiley:

A great yarn

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Rabbit punch :clap:
Didn’t hear that in decades

https://twitter.com/sjanemurf/status/1765276364251288036?s=46&t=PYj9bwbGq9x8mR3JFzN-5Q

Classic SJ

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Ah it’s reassuring to see she’s knocking out those tunes - I hadn’t heard from her in years. She’s to Twitter 2016-2018 what Constantin G, Peter Matthews & Paul Somerville were to late night political debate shows from 2009-2011.

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https://twitter.com/sjanemurf/status/1760573437355933893

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The comments under that post would make you ambivalent about the end of mankind on this planet.

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Irish twitter is a nawful place.

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The story is only missing ‘and the whole LUAS then clapped as he handed me the phone.’

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Amo was on the same Luas getting heckled and catcalled by men.

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Constantin G, what became of him?

Think he got a job lecturing in some university in the US.

https://twitter.com/noelanderson_/status/1789984708547207173?s=46&t=PYj9bwbGq9x8mR3JFzN-5Q

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Very strange one. Whats the possible explanation for it? Why would either your man Noel or the employee bother telling fibs about it?

I’d say he got done over and flew home to get treatment because he didn’t want to get the guards involved here. Probably illegal. Illegal Irish who got hurt in the States back in the 80s would do the same.

And then his boss posts his picture all over the internet?

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Likes are likes

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