A thread to post stories or things that you believe never happened

[TheUlteriorMotive]

Before I clicked i knew there’d be a pronoun in the bio

[Chucks_Nwoko]

What’s Criodán as béarla?

[Julio_Geordio]

@Tank

BTW, that Murders in Ireland debate is to be avoided, but yer lad Criodán is a Twitter superstar:

https://twitter.com/criodanomurchu/status/1480673282894581760?cxt=HHwWgMC-9a-gtIwpAAAA

I shouldn’t have, but I LOL’d at that

[Julio_Geordio]

@Chucks_Nwoko

Criodán

Now though

Passerby hero in dramatic River Corrib rescue

[Tank]

Creedon I think

[Julio_Geordio]

@Chucks_Nwoko

What’s Criodán as béarla?

It’s not a first name at all. A google would suggest he’s one of maybe two people in the World with the name, but by God has he got coverage for his musings on the World

[Thomas_Brady]

I’ve heard from a source that he used to stand by the river everyday waiting for someone to jump in to save them. 4 years he waited apparently.

[Tank]

This is what @Fagan_ODowd was talking about:

Anti-maskers: ‘Serve them and get them out as quickly as possible’

Filling station worker Criodán Ó Murchú is “not actively encouraged” to enforce mask wearing. “Just two or three days ago a man came in without a mask and said he had a medical condition.

“I said, ‘Okay, if you’ve proof that’s fine.’ They just exploded and became very upset and irate and threatened me with legal action. So I just spelt my name slowly for his solicitor,” he told The Irish Times.

Mr Ó Murchú, who is six feet tall and practises martial arts, said such encounters do not overly concern him. “But then I think of my co-workers who are five foot, 50-year-old women.

There you go @Cheasty , we don’t just not believe women, sometimes we don’t believe men either. Imagine the lengths Criodán had to go to fake that Corrib rescue. Something tells me we haven’t seen the last of good aul Crí

[Julio_Geordio]

@Tank

Mr Ó Murchú, who is six feet tall and practises martial arts

[Thomas_Brady]

He knows Kung Fu, be wide…

[Big_Dan_Campbell]

The Galway Dwight K Schrute

[Biff_Egan]

I gave a lol when I got to that part. The editor probably had to pare down a load more superfluous details provided by the bould Creedon.

[maroonandwhite]

@Big_Dan_Campbell

The Galway Dwight K Schrute

You should have known by the look of him he was a transplant from another county, as most of our crusties are

‘ Mullingar-based Ó Murchú’

[Thomas_Brady]

Galway is the San Fran of Ireland.

[Gman]

thats a great article.

Further on down

On one Red Line Luas travelling out of the city centre, 41 out of 42 adult passengers wore a mask. The one exception was a middle-aged Dublin woman who kept a mask in her bag.

“But then when they walk away I take it back off,” she said. “I don’t buy into it at all. It’s all just a ploy for the Government to control us. I’ve researched this.”

[maroonandwhite]

How long til Apollo Criod appears as someone’s avatar? I give it ten minutes

[Fagan_ODowd]

We have a Criodan in Waterford too. Creedon Head. Except I’d say Criodans head is bigger than Creedon Head.

[Thomas_Brady]

Would Limerick be the Baltimore? A docks hanging on with promises of regeneration every year. Project housing all over the city. Heavy drug trade.

[Biff_Egan]

@Thomas_Brady

Would Limerick be the Baltimore? A docks hanging on with promises of regeneration every year. Project housing all over the city. Heavy drug trade.

Dominic West womanising

[Spidey]

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